I just want to get it out in the open right here and now that I am a MAN. . . and I do NOT, nor have I EVER had a penchant for a massuese with 'manhands'. . . . or man ANYTHING else while I'm on the subject, whilst EVER being massaged!!! And I've had QUITE a FEW massages in my lifetime, I can tell YOU....ahhem
There. . . . I feel a little better. But, waite. There's still the matter of the lost game. . . . .I'd ALSO like to resuscitate this thread if it isn't at all HUMANLY possible........
ANYONE willing to take on the task will find it in the archives of March 31st posts, here in Cafe Apparelyzed. You have MY permission, and BLESSING, to erase what I so carelessly posted (without so much as a EULOGY), and rewrite another response that will carry on and BREATH new LIFE into this forgotten MANHAND MESS!
I'm TRULY sorry for any irreparable HARM I may have caused any readers in the process. . . . and as such, I VOW to pay for ALL therapy sessions you might have incurred due to my ILLFATED attempt at humor, from now until June (that's when the inlaws come, and, well. . . . I'll need ALL the money I have left for my OWN therapy, then).





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