Stem Cell Treatment - Edog Style! Topic split from SCT China thread
#1
Posted 12 May 2008 - 03:18 AM
I've done a little research, googling the internet mostly, and I believe I can do "stem cell therapy" myself.
I wont charge nearly as much as Russia or China, and the results should be about the same.
Course I'm not a Doctor, but I do have a first aid kit around here someplace and I can sew a little bit so stiches won't be a problem. A little Jack, few hits of some killer indica, we'll be good to go.
And I can almost guarrantee, if your injury is incommplete and it's less than a year old, you have a fairly good chance of more motor function. A toe here, a twitch there. It all adds up! Who knows, maybe after about a thousand try's you'll either be walking again or broke and in prison after killing me for conning you out of your life savings.
But hey, I think I can do this. At least as well as some Chinese quack at a nickle and dime clinic in the middle of a really bad neighborhood.
Just a grand per try. No more than a thousand try's per gimp.
No checks or credit cards please, I may have to leave town in a hurry and getting to a bank could be a tad problematic.
Trust ol' E-dog, you'll be glad you did.
Now, if you think this post or my services are of a spurious nature, well then, nothin' gets past you does it? Or does it?
WHEN THE CURE FOR SPINAL CORD INJURY COMES ABOUT, WE MAY NOT BE THE FIRST TO HEAR OF IT. BUT WE WILL BE RIGHT UP THERE AMONG THE FIRST. TILL THEN YOU CAN HOPE ALL YOU WANT. YOU CAN WISH ALL YOU WANT. IT'S LIKE WAITING FOR THE BUS. WHEN'S IT GONNA GET HERE? IT'S GONNA GET HERE, WHEN IT FRIGGING GETS HERE, NOT ONE NANO SECOND BEFORE
E-DOG (willing to try ANYTHING for a thousand bucks)
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#2
Posted 12 May 2008 - 09:22 PM
I BET YOU'D SUCK COCK FOR A THOUSAND TOO, WOULD'NT YA
This post has been edited by quadcam: 12 May 2008 - 09:25 PM
#3
Posted 13 May 2008 - 05:19 AM
quadcam, on May 12 2008, 02:22 PM, said:
I BET YOU'D SUCK COCK FOR A THOUSAND TOO, WOULD'NT YA
How could I charge money for a labor of love?
By the way, I really like it when you talk dirty.
What are you wearing?
E-dog (gettin' kinda horny)
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#4
Posted 13 May 2008 - 04:33 PM
quadcam, on May 12 2008, 04:22 PM, said:
I BET YOU'D SUCK COCK FOR A THOUSAND TOO, WOULD'NT YA
HEY, Leave the DOG ouuta this.......
Any Dumbf*@k that wants to go to a country where they can't even make dog food without f*@king it up, deserves what they get.....
Asbestos laiden stem cells from a Yak........
A fool and their money are soon parted.......
Don't waste your money on Bullshit....... My dad blew 30 grand on cancer treatments from Canada and Mexico........ Didn't do anything but give him a false sense of security.....
When anything promising comes along........ Believe me....... It will be all over the news.......
Jim
This post has been edited by Illinois Boy: 14 May 2008 - 03:51 AM
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#5
Posted 14 May 2008 - 03:43 AM
Illinois Boy, on May 13 2008, 09:33 AM, said:
quadcam, on May 12 2008, 04:22 PM, said:
I BET YOU'D SUCK COCK FOR A THOUSAND TOO, WOULD'NT YA
HEY, Leave the DOG ouuta this.......
Any Dumbf*@k that wants to go to a country where they can't even make dog food witout f*@king it up, deserves what they get.....
Asbestos laiden stem cells from a Yak........
A fool and their money are soon parted.......
Don't waste your money on Bullshit....... My dad blew 30 grand on cancer treatments from Canada and Mexico........ Didn't do anything but give him a false sense of security.....
When anything promising comes along........ Believe me....... It will be all over the news.......
Jim
Thank you, Jim
E
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#7
Posted 17 May 2008 - 08:16 PM
topperf, on May 17 2008, 09:08 AM, said:
Common sense? We don't need no stinking common sense.
sorry. (couldn't stop myself)
It seems we have offended your sensabilities.
Please allow me to be the first, or perhaps only one to apologize.
Had I known you were coming, I'd have been far more carefull (serious?)with my posts, AND I'd have baked you a cake.
Maybe I'm a little too outspoken about puting one's hopes and dreams into a cure for their plight that is A. not all that viable (yet) & B. a great way for hucksters and con artists to take advantage of them.
Please, sir, not to offend further, but my I ask your take on the subject?
E
#8
Posted 17 May 2008 - 09:55 PM
#9
Posted 18 May 2008 - 03:28 PM
topperf, on May 17 2008, 12:08 PM, said:
Common sense??? How does common sense fit in when your legs move and have feelings and you still can't walk? Common sense is exactly what we get when we log into this site and everyone understand you. It brings us back to reality with humor.
If anyone is offended by certain posts there are others that will give you what you are looking for.
The varieties are endless.
Carole
#10
Posted 20 May 2008 - 02:18 PM
I had accident not very long ago, so bear a little with me, I see your point, I just went too fast ahead.
E-dog mailed a kick in my.. and i needed that.
I haven't had much chance to disguss anything regarding to sci with people like myself, so when i came across this place i was thrilled.. untill i saw that the communicating level was: you d*** f*** motherf***** and so on.
I realise now that it isn't the case for the entire site, and if i have any trouble with the smell in the bakery, i should sod off. fair enough.
i 'd like to stick around.
hope thats elaboration for you.
#11
Posted 20 May 2008 - 05:00 PM
topperf, on May 20 2008, 10:18 AM, said:
I had accident not very long ago, so bear a little with me, I see your point, I just went too fast ahead.
E-dog mailed a kick in my.. and i needed that.
I haven't had much chance to disguss anything regarding to sci with people like myself, so when i came across this place i was thrilled.. untill i saw that the communicating level was: you d*** f*** motherf***** and so on.
I realise now that it isn't the case for the entire site, and if i have any trouble with the smell in the bakery, i should sod off. fair enough.
i 'd like to stick around.
hope thats elaboration for you.
Well...WELCOME! Haha~
I guess some people have too much fun on this site. Can't blame them tho...life is no fun being serious all the time.
This site is very good for getting information about pretty much anything related to SCI.
#13
Posted 27 May 2008 - 05:59 AM
E-DOG, on May 13 2008, 08:43 PM, said:
Illinois Boy, on May 13 2008, 09:33 AM, said:
quadcam, on May 12 2008, 04:22 PM, said:
I BET YOU'D SUCK COCK FOR A THOUSAND TOO, WOULD'NT YA
HEY, Leave the DOG ouuta this.......
Any Dumbf*@k that wants to go to a country where they can't even make dog food witout f*@king it up, deserves what they get.....
Asbestos laiden stem cells from a Yak........
A fool and their money are soon parted.......
Don't waste your money on Bullshit....... My dad blew 30 grand on cancer treatments from Canada and Mexico........ Didn't do anything but give him a false sense of security.....
When anything promising comes along........ Believe me....... It will be all over the news.......
Jim
Thank you, Jim
E
i found this website and thought i would finally get some info on stemcell research. what i didnt intend was to get a stupid reply from some idiot i wasnt even talking to in the first place.
cam
#14
Posted 27 May 2008 - 07:16 AM
quadcam, on May 26 2008, 10:59 PM, said:
I BET YOU'D SUCK COCK FOR A THOUSAND TOO, WOULD'NT YA
Quote
cam
HEY MOE, HEY LARRY! CAM SEZ I'M AN IDIOT! YUK, YUK, YUK.
Cam,
I apologize if I've offended you. Apparently I've wreaked egregious havoc on your sensabilities. I am deeply sorrowed to find that the relationship I was so hoping would flourish between us may not come to fruition at all. Obviously my loss entirely as you are most certainly a man of poise and dignity, style and grace. Your inference to my sexual proclivities would suggest no less. Am I right?
Please Cam, allow me to once again, say I'm sorry for any and all harm done.
And to add one last note, I appreciate your offer, but I think you should take your thousand dollars elsewhere. I don't think we'd make a compatible match.
E-dog (hoping to ameliorate profound lacerations, caused by a wit best kept sheathed)
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#15
#16
Posted 27 May 2008 - 09:05 AM
Quote
Don't ever sheath your wit, it's much needed and appreciated by the masses!
T x
Well BooBoo,
In that case, for the masses, it shall remain in a state of dissheathment!
E
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#17
Posted 27 May 2008 - 10:32 AM
Here in Africa HIV’s a big problem.
So it’s best to follow the mantra No Glove No Love.
So keep it sheathed E
Use it often.
But keep it sheathed…..
We are still talking about your wit aren’t we?
Take Care Cheers Ian
This post has been edited by Ian D: 27 May 2008 - 11:09 AM
#18
Posted 27 May 2008 - 02:22 PM
E- I like your humour ,to see you through tough times, also Illnois. I am a very old lady, I am ab, but have daughter that sci. Life can be so depressing, so do go on and make the rest of us smile.
Cate
#19
Posted 28 May 2008 - 02:54 AM
Ian D, on May 27 2008, 03:32 AM, said:
Here in Africa HIV’s a big problem.
So it’s best to follow the mantra No Glove No Love.
So keep it sheathed E
Use it often.
But keep it sheathed…..
We are still talking about your wit aren’t we?
Take Care Cheers Ian
Yeh, well, what's left of it anyway.
ten cuidado, 'manito.
hablaremos al ratito!
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#20
Posted 28 May 2008 - 03:32 AM
cate, on May 27 2008, 07:22 AM, said:
E- I like your humour ,to see you through tough times, also Illnois. I am a very old lady, I am ab, but have daughter that sci. Life can be so depressing, so do go on and make the rest of us smile.
Cate
Cate my dear,
The hills are very old. You on the other hand are probably sprey as a Whippet. And aging with all the style and grace of a '63 Laffite Rothschild Merlot. Mellow, sweet, with an aftertaste of complexity and subtle sophistication. These posts, however amusingn they are, are more for my own therapy than anything. If they bring a smile to someones face now and again, so much the better.
thanx for your support,
E-dog
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#21
Posted 28 May 2008 - 10:33 AM
#22
Posted 28 May 2008 - 04:46 PM
E-DOG, on May 28 2008, 04:32 AM, said:
cate, on May 27 2008, 07:22 AM, said:
E- I like your humour ,to see you through tough times, also Illnois. I am a very old lady, I am ab, but have daughter that sci. Life can be so depressing, so do go on and make the rest of us smile.
Cate
Cate my dear,
The hills are very old. You on the other hand are probably sprey as a Whippet. And aging with all the style and grace of a '63 Laffite Rothschild Merlot. Mellow, sweet, with an aftertaste of complexity and subtle sophistication. These posts, however amusingn they are, are more for my own therapy than anything. If they bring a smile to someones face now and again, so much the better.
thanx for your support,
E-dog
You got it. amd yes your assumption of me is what I like.
Cate
#23
Posted 20 June 2008 - 04:25 PM
#24
Posted 20 June 2008 - 08:48 PM
topperf, on May 17 2008, 06:08 PM, said:
hi topperf, i normally don't post but read the posts from others however i had to respond to ur common sense. u see people like e-dog simply makes some of us know that we belong. they make us love about our situation, accept it and live our lifes. they bring sense in this no sense body functions that gives one an erection when a car passes by but makes him flat when a woman gets naked infront of u unless u take a pill so leave them alone. about leaving the site u can if u want to, u don't have to ask.
off from your case now, hey e-dog i think u are a bit expensive, for a limited time i have a special lasting for two weeks. whatever e-dog will charge i will charge half and do the operation in the privacy of a person's home. i will however decide on the date and time of the operation. this is not a bluff i am serious and results are gauranteed. hey e-dog how are you going to bit my offer if no giveouts are to be allowed. this is called poker for the disabled welcome on board
#25
Posted 22 June 2008 - 01:47 AM
Slim,
By gum, bydiddlydingdanggum.
First one's free dangit! After tat 200.00 ea. try. No guarantees. We'll just op for te best. Sorry about te letters missing on my keyboard. I spilled someting in my computer. You know ow accurate my spelling is. Will work out of te trunk of my car if need be. Fairly new car so sterility is not a problem.
Let's go people. My first success will be my best advertisement. I really tink tis can work. I'd do it on myself, but come on folks, concider te logistics! Gimme a try. I feel pretty confident on tis one.
E-dog (fairly sure of imself)
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#27
Posted 22 June 2008 - 03:21 PM
topperf, on Jun 22 2008, 04:16 PM, said:
no, ... I'm really, REALLY tempted to edit that post...
It's all water under the bridge now anyway, plus if you edited it now none of the rest of this would make any sense whatsoever!
All friends here!
Trin X
Memento Mori
#29
Posted 22 June 2008 - 09:53 PM
topperf, on Jun 22 2008, 01:19 PM, said:
Now wait just a dang second tere. Wat da ell kinda deal is dis anyway.
Ow bout a little support der dangt!
crud cant even say wat y want. tal about frustrated. fuc
ad to coy and aste te
pps
E
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
#30
Posted 22 June 2008 - 10:10 PM
What on earth is going on with your spelling/typing tonight?
Trin X
Memento Mori

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