[Hapahowlee]

Illinois Boy, on Apr 4 2009, 04:00 PM, said:

Hapahowlee, on Apr 4 2009, 04:06 PM, said:

The Stoned Age . . . that describes all four years in high school for me

Have you plowed the fields for this years harvest?

Jim

No Jim, you know very well I'm waiting on that seatless tractor you have.

Oh wait, that's too exciting of a story. Here's one - I finally found a music shop close enough for me to get my guitar Izzy (short for Elizabeth) restrung. Not boring enough I know, but if you watch me switch chords while trying to play a song, you'd fall asleep for sure

This post has been edited by Hapahowlee: 05 April 2009 - 03:10 AM

[greybeard]

trinity, on Apr 5 2009, 12:23 AM, said:

My housemate knows full well I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag, yet she still trusted me to get her back home tonight,while I was drunk, now she is pissed at me that a 25 min journey took nearly 1.5 hrs....

So, how's your head today ?

[Trinity]

greybeard, on Apr 5 2009, 09:34 AM, said:

trinity, on Apr 5 2009, 12:23 AM, said:

My housemate knows full well I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag, yet she still trusted me to get her back home tonight,while I was drunk, now she is pissed at me that a 25 min journey took nearly 1.5 hrs....

So, how's your head today ?

fuzzy.....

[greybeard]

trinity, on Apr 5 2009, 11:18 AM, said:

greybeard, on Apr 5 2009, 09:34 AM, said:

trinity, on Apr 5 2009, 12:23 AM, said:

My housemate knows full well I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag, yet she still trusted me to get her back home tonight,while I was drunk, now she is pissed at me that a 25 min journey took nearly 1.5 hrs....

So, how's your head today ?

fuzzy.....

Situation normal, for me !!

[twisted_ophelia]

Fuzzy headed? Pretty normal for me as well. I live in La La Land most days.

[greybeard]

L a la la, dum de dum de dum, la la la.

[twisted_ophelia]

When I'm in La La Land, I like to say I'm on "Mimi Cloud", my own personal Buddha Cloud. It's a nice place to be sometimes. Just float around all happy and stuff.

It's absolutely beautiful out today. I'm gonna head up and see my horse soon, maybe it's warm enough to give him a bath with the hose.

[greybeard]

twisted_ophelia, on Apr 5 2009, 05:06 PM, said:

When I'm in La La Land, I like to say I'm on "Mimi Cloud", my own personal Buddha Cloud. It's a nice place to be sometimes. Just float around all happy and stuff.

It's absolutely beautiful out today. I'm gonna head up and see my horse soon, maybe it's warm enough to give him a bath with the hose.

Hang on, I'll come with you. Just got to put some clothes on. Ooh!

[twisted_ophelia]

[StillFingers]

Did someone mention a hose

[greybeard]

Horse with a hose, I think.

[Hapahowlee]

I live on the border of an Equestrian Town and I tell ya, those horse hoses scare me

[twisted_ophelia]

Hapahowlee, on Apr 5 2009, 06:45 PM, said:

I live on the border of an Equestrian Town and I tell ya, those horse hoses scare me

My horse has a habit of letting his dangle out when he's being groomed. It sometimes scares me too. It looks so much like a human male penis except jumbo sized.

[greybeard]

I always wondered what attracted so many of you girls to horses!

[twisted_ophelia]

Yup, Geoff, that's exactly why I'm kind of annoyed actually, speaking of horses--I wanted to enter a horse show and they won't let me enter it because I'm in a chair. Can you believe that? They said that I would not be able to do parts of the class I wanted to enter but I would and I couldn't convince them otherwise.... Not happy.

Today I have take my new chair back to the chair store and get some things fixed. The chair is a bit too big for me. The cushion is a bit too long. Might have to send it back to Sunrise Medical to get it all fixed up which will take weeks and will suck ass. It never fails that something is always off with supposed custom made chairs.

[Hapahowlee]

twisted_ophelia, on Apr 5 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

Hapahowlee, on Apr 5 2009, 06:45 PM, said:

I live on the border of an Equestrian Town and I tell ya, those horse hoses scare me

My horse has a habit of letting his dangle out when he's being groomed. It sometimes scares me too. It looks so much like a human male penis except jumbo sized.

That's funny T.O. Fortunately, I've never really gotten close enough to the hose to check it out, even though I have ridden horses. Guess I don't turn them on

Here's a copy of a cute story I just got today from my niece. She has a friend who is a grade school teacher and one of her pupils wrote this story about horses.

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[Illinois Boy]

Happa, you go Cowgirl, Go......

I know what you like between your thighs.......
Yee Haaw........

Jim

[StillFingers]

It's 6:05am and so quiet

[twisted_ophelia]

I put too much cream in my morning coffee. Gross.

[Yasko]

Hapahowlee, on Apr 6 2009, 03:26 PM, said:

twisted_ophelia, on Apr 5 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

Hapahowlee, on Apr 5 2009, 06:45 PM, said:

I live on the border of an Equestrian Town and I tell ya, those horse hoses scare me

My horse has a habit of letting his dangle out when he's being groomed. It sometimes scares me too. It looks so much like a human male penis except jumbo sized.

That's funny T.O. Fortunately, I've never really gotten close enough to the hose to check it out, even though I have ridden horses. Guess I don't turn them on

Here's a copy of a cute story I just got today from my niece. She has a friend who is a grade school teacher and one of her pupils wrote this story about horses.

"My dad wants a hores but my mom says no" LOL
That's an awesome story! Thanks!

P.S. poor dad! ;)

[greybeard]

I hate shaving!

[nomis]

join the manhood, don't do it.

This post has been edited by nomis: 09 April 2009 - 11:34 AM

[twisted_ophelia]

I love scruff and stubble. I much prefer that to the clean-shaven look.

I'm up early. Woo hoo, 7:00 am, eyes popped open! If only I had a hill to go ski on right about now.

[StillFingers]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn, good morning, it's a wonderful day in the appareylzedhood, would you be my

[greybeard]

nomis, on Apr 9 2009, 12:30 PM, said:

join the manhood, don't do it.

For the last five or six years I've stopped at the end of each October fully intending it to be forever. Then each spring when the sun comes out, I want to feel it on my face. So off it comes again for another summer! Sort of got in a rut with it, but I still hate shaving.

[twisted_ophelia]

greybeard, on Apr 9 2009, 07:47 PM, said:

nomis, on Apr 9 2009, 12:30 PM, said:

join the manhood, don't do it.

For the last five or six years I've stopped at the end of each October fully intending it to be forever. Then each spring when the sun comes out, I want to feel it on my face. So off it comes again for another summer! Sort of got in a rut with it, but I still hate shaving.

Mountain man beards are hot stuff. I like it.

It's so nice out! Think I'm gonna go up and see my horse again today, do some riding. Hopefully Spring is finally here! We got dumped on by some snow a few days ago and everyone got depressed because we all thought Spring was here.

[Hapahowlee]

Awe T.O. you should post a pic of yourself on your horse. Would love to see you ride. I suppose it wouldn't be too safe to ride in the snow. It's been Spring in Arizona since late January when we hit the 80s.

Here's a pic of me getting ready to take-off on a trail. The horse in front of me just FARTED big time! Thus, the funny look on my face My eyelashes began to curl every which way

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[twisted_ophelia]

Hapahowlee, on Apr 10 2009, 02:44 PM, said:

Awe T.O. you should post a pic of yourself on your horse. Would love to see you ride. I suppose it wouldn't be too safe to ride in the snow. It's been Spring in Arizona since late January when we hit the 80s.

Here's a pic of me getting ready to take-off on a trail. The horse in front of me just FARTED big time! Thus, the funny look on my face My eyelashes began to curl every which way

I posted one over in the "Horsey Talk" thread I ride in the snow all the time. My horse is used to it--though the snow is basically all melted now. We have an indoor arena at my barn but I love to ride him outside in the fields. Couldn't view your pic for some reason but horse farts stink. My horse farts constantly, some of his farts are seriously like 10-15 seconds long.

[Illinois Boy]

Hapahowlee, on Apr 10 2009, 01:44 PM, said:

Awe T.O. you should post a pic of yourself on your horse. Would love to see you ride. I suppose it wouldn't be too safe to ride in the snow. It's been Spring in Arizona since late January when we hit the 80s.

Here's a pic of me getting ready to take-off on a trail. The horse in front of me just FARTED big time! Thus, the funny look on my face My eyelashes began to curl every which way

Happa, If I come back as a horse in my next life..... Will you ride me, pleeeease........

Jim

[Scott_C4-5]

I never rode a horse... freely that is. I sat on one while being led around on it when I was 13ish. I was very tempted to give it a spurring and take off, though with my luck I would have been thrown and broke my neck much earlier than I did. As far as their wieners go, I wouldn't know. Nor do I really want to get close enough to see how big they are... I got enough of a complex already. LOL

As for shaving, I'm with greybeard. I hate shaving (being shaved that is, I can't do it myself) and hate my beard, so much so, that I invested in laser-hair removal. (Still have a few treatments to go) If anyone has any questions regarding laser-hair removal, you can PM me. I had an alternative reason for having it done though... I don't want to chafe Milady's thighs. ;-)