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[Trinity]

Hapahowlee, on Aug 15 2008, 08:24 PM, said:

Rain? What is that?

Rain is a type of precipitation, a product of the condensation of atmospheric water vapor that is released on the Earth's surface. It forms when separate drops of water fall to the Earth from clouds. Not all rain reaches the surface; some of it evaporates while falling through dry air. When none of it reaches the ground, it is called virga, a phenomenon often seen in hot, dry desert regions. Rain is the primary source of fresh water for most areas of the world, providing suitable conditions for diverse ecosystems, as well as water for hydroelectric power plants and crop irrigation.

[evilmac64]

huh i didnt know that

[qbounce]

So, your saying I can go to the desert and get a natural erection through dry rain?

[E-DOG]

I had an erection once. But I don't think it was raining.

[Bobo1974]

Sometimes I'm sleepy, other times I'm not

[Trinity]

I have lived in my house for three years yet I still cannot remember which tap is hot and which is cold in the kitchen. Even when I think about it really really hard I still get it wrong.

[Hapahowlee]

trinity, on Aug 15 2008, 01:19 PM, said:

Hapahowlee, on Aug 15 2008, 08:24 PM, said:

Rain? What is that?

Rain is a type of precipitation, a product of the condensation of atmospheric water vapor that is released on the Earth's surface. It forms when separate drops of water fall to the Earth from clouds. Not all rain reaches the surface; some of it evaporates while falling through dry air. When none of it reaches the ground, it is called virga, a phenomenon often seen in hot, dry desert regions. Rain is the primary source of fresh water for most areas of the world, providing suitable conditions for diverse ecosystems, as well as water for hydroelectric power plants and crop irrigation.

Wow, excellent report Trin! The only water I see outside is in my pool. Oh and the drip system that waters my palm trees. Now watching the drip system is too much excitement for me, so I try not to watch it.

[carole338]

I still need to use the "righty - tighty, lefty - loosey" rule, and this has nothing to do with my meds.

[Trinity]

carole338, on Aug 16 2008, 06:16 PM, said:

I still need to use the "righty - tighty, lefty - loosey" rule, and this has nothing to do with my meds.

Yep, I do that too

[Scribbler]

I stopped doing that; it was over-exciting me.

[Trinity]

A new series of X Factor has started tonight, must mean it's nearly Christmas

[Apparelyzed]

Just had a BBQ, half a bottle of red,it's gonna be a long night!

Even longer, cos Trin's on the game!

Games, not THE game, I mean't the apparelyzed games, not that I mean anything, oh crap, time to go!

Luv ya Trin., honest!

Simon

diggin' deeper 'n' deeper!

[Trinity]

You would have thought that, as a member of the world oldest profession, I would have more to do on a saturday night... WRONG!

Have just opened the second bottle of wine of the night, not drinking it all on my own though, housemate is just as boring as me

[Apparelyzed]

Oh dear!

Two sober chicks huddled around a computer on a Saturday night!

It's criminal, I'm sure Cameron will bring in a law to make this illegal, or at least allow us all to join in!

Simon

p.s. now 2/3 through the bottle!

[Apparelyzed]

Ok, got bored waiting for a reply, have now started on the Bacardi (take off drink!), red wine's all gone, next stop, chicken kebab!

Gotta keep it healthy!

Simon

[Trinity]

Apparelyzed, on Aug 16 2008, 08:28 PM, said:

Two sober chicks huddled around a computer on a Saturday night!

No one could ever accuse us of being sober on a sat night, on to bottle of wine number 3. It's going to be embarrassing AGAIN at the bottle bank, lots of mumbling about what a good party we had. Don't think we're fooling anyone though!

[Apparelyzed]

At least it's not three bottles a week, which would make you look even sader

Simon

[nomis]

After all that (relative) excitement it's suddenly gone quiet. Headaches this morning? Reminds me of this very funny story, so funny this one...about an Englishman an Irishman and a Belgium...hold on, it might have been a German. Yes, it was a German. They all arrived at this pub at the same time, more or less...the Englishman might have been slightly infront. Anyway, there were these three chics sitting at a able. I think they were sitting. They might have been standing but probably not. Anyway, the Englishman said...oh, damn - how does it go? Hold on. Yeah, the Englishman spoke first. He said, "Hello ladies, do you want..." hold it, that's not right. Damn. I can't exactly remember how it goes. I'll come back later...

[Trinity]

No headache here just a slight fuzziness around the edges.

Rembered that joke yet Nomis?

[nomis]

Still trying to work it out. I think the chics were slightly drunk...or were they? They were in a pub so I think that would be likely. Hmmm. Hold on...

[ParaforGod]

I started counting my toes and I only have five with two toenails missing then I remembered my right let is amputated.

[qbounce]

I Went out to lunch with a friend today . . . yah I have a few, ok? We went to the drive-thru because I'd also done my grocery shopping and I'm still getting exhausted trying to dissolve this blood clot thing in my head . . . but THAT's for another thread. I had this coupon for a chili cheese burger, a chili cheese hot dog, and chili cheese fries for ONLY $3.33. That comes to $1.11 per item . . .
WHAT A DEAL.

Only in AMERICA can you get such cheap, bad for you, fatty food like this at a place called Wienerschnitzel. It used to be called Der Wienerschnitzel, but that was way to german sounding, and no one here understood what the heck "Der" meant, so it got dropped a few years ago.

I'm actually surprised the WHOLE name wasn't changed at that point, mainly because . . . as the Brit's and other surrounding European countries know . . . a schnitzel is traditionally a pounded down veal cutlet, breaded, then fried and served with a lemmon wedge for flavor. But many German and Swiss restaurants serve it unbreaded with sauces, and it can be prepaired from chicken, pork, or even turkey. Although imho, nothing beats the old tried and true original veal, most Americans have absolutely NO IDEA what true Wienerschnitzel is.

On the other hand, I'M pretty DAMN SURE we get MANY PISSED OFF tourists here from Europe who see the Wienerschnitzel sign and breath a huge sigh of relief at the prospect of there being a delicious reprieve from all this fast food burger crapola . . . only to find what just might be the BIGGEST deception in a restaurant name to EVER grace our fast food street ways.

Oh, I forgot to mention, my friend and I split the meal. I got the dog, he got the burger, and we split the fries. For many here, that coupon feeds just one person and THAT'S a SCARY sight to behold. It really doesn't matter to me that I ate half of that, because I STILL ate half a crap menue for lunch. But their chili's pretty damn good!!

Edited by qbounce, 17 August 2008 - 09:34 PM.

[Hapahowlee]

Bouncer, you should become a fast food critic. I didn't know that's what a Wienerschnitzel is. I noticed a fairly new Wienerschnitzel place built up the street. Maybe one day I'll be brave enough to try it. I'm all for cheap food, especially if it's gonna go right through me. I'll let you know how it comes out

[evilmac64]

I used to play with my self so much in the shower that when it rains i get horny.
Did i say that out loud

[Kev-O]

evilmac64, on Aug 17 2008, 11:38 PM, said:

I used to play with my self so much in the shower that when it rains i get horny.
Did i say that out loud

Guess that makes 2 of us

[Hapahowlee]

evilmac64, on Aug 17 2008, 03:38 PM, said:

I used to play with my self so much in the shower that when it rains i get horny.
Did i say that out loud

Well Mac & Kev-O, I think you both should move to England or even Hawaii where it rains every day somewhere. You'll get a lot more action

Edited by Hapahowlee, 18 August 2008 - 01:48 AM.

[Kev-O]

Hapahowlee, on Aug 18 2008, 02:47 AM, said:

evilmac64, on Aug 17 2008, 03:38 PM, said:

I used to play with my self so much in the shower that when it rains i get horny.
Did i say that out loud

Well Mac & Kev-O, I think you both should move to England or even Hawaii where it rains every day somewhere. You'll get a lot more action

What are you trying to get it stuck like that lol