[StillFingers]

Mimi, not sure but I'm guessing the weather change has a lot to do with this...flu or what ever it is. Three weeks ago, sore/scratchy throat, fever for a day, most every muscle/joint hurting for 3 days, cough/congestion next two weeks.

Next, dry breathing/cough, a bit more fever last night and a bit more congestion...this morning sore muscles, slightly scratchy throat and some congestion...I'm thinkin I produced enough flem to this is getting boring...

[CR_L1]

For the bored sick person with a chesty cough,
A cool game to play,

1. cough up a nice bit of flem, gob it onto a vertical surface. (if it’s the good thick type of flem it should hang nicely & not drop to the floor.
2. Now grab a box of match sticks & one by one push the ends of the match sticks into the flem & see how many you can get before it all drops to the floor.

While placing match sticks in flem, if at anytime one drops out you have to start from the beginning.
Don’t forget to wipe surface down when you finish playing (Sleeve of your jumper will do)
Warning don’t play this at work your co workers may get upset.

[StillFingers]

I'm watching Gordon Ramsey's the F Word, he had his pet pigs butchered and is now making sausages out of bits them; one was named Susanna, the other one Trinny GfrigginR, you're a pretty good chef, but stay the away from our lovely Trinity she has powers

BTW, hope you're having fun in Gambia Trin, drinking, relaxing and tanning has it's place oh, have you seen any evil herbivores yet

This post has been edited by StillFingers: 17 June 2009 - 07:34 PM

[dancin' johnny]

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[ClaraTaylor]

My rump hurts.

[greybeard]

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It's a GNU.

Squint and you'll see it.

[qbounce]

Thanks all for the congratulations. Ed, yours was especially heartfelt!!-lol

TO, have you tried drinking 3 large glasses of Orange Juice while standing on your head, and then sleeping exactly 13 hours after??
They say it works every time!!
btw, don't you just HATE it when some knucklehead gives you a flue remedy, but you feel obligated to try it in case that just might be THE ONE that actually works? Just to save you a little time, like 13 hours, 10 minutes and 40 seconds (unless your a real chugger of OJ) this one in particular's not going to do it.


CR_L1, that's some sick snot game you got goin' on there. Remind me never to tell you when I've got diarrhea!-hehe

Dancing Johnny,
That crazy figure must have taken some time to map out. It looks like a ghost, although I might be able to see what GB saw with a few more beers. Do you do monkey's?

[twisted_ophelia]

qbounce, on Jun 17 2009, 10:17 PM, said:

TO, have you tried drinking 3 large glasses of Orange Juice while standing on your head, and then sleeping exactly 13 hours after??
They say it works every time!!
btw, don't you just HATE it when some knucklehead gives you a flue remedy, but you feel obligated to try it in case that just might be THE ONE that actually works? Just to save you a little time, like 13 hours, 10 minutes and 40 seconds (unless your a real chugger of OJ) this one in particular's not going to do it.

Well, I've been drinking the OJ but I haven't done the standing on my head, haha. However, I did play chair rugby for the first time tonight and I think I sweated the cold right out. I kind of felt like I was going to die afterwards though. Yikes.

Jerry, I saw that episode of the F Word. Those little pigs were so cute. At least they lived a happy life before they got axed.

[Scribbler]

twisted_ophelia, on Jun 18 2009, 05:17 AM, said:

qbounce, on Jun 17 2009, 10:17 PM, said:

TO, have you tried drinking 3 large glasses of Orange Juice while standing on your head, and then sleeping exactly 13 hours after??
They say it works every time!!
btw, don't you just HATE it when some knucklehead gives you a flue remedy, but you feel obligated to try it in case that just might be THE ONE that actually works? Just to save you a little time, like 13 hours, 10 minutes and 40 seconds (unless your a real chugger of OJ) this one in particular's not going to do it.

Well, I've been drinking the OJ but I haven't done the standing on my head, haha. However, I did play chair rugby for the first time tonight and I think I sweated the cold right out. I kind of felt like I was going to die afterwards though. Yikes.

Jerry, I saw that episode of the F Word. Those little pigs were so cute. At least they lived a happy life before they got axed.

Did Miss Piggy Get Swine Flu?...

I'm back and just as evil as before......

Thought for the day..

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

Scribs

[greybeard]

Welcome back Ol' Man.

[twisted_ophelia]

Scribbler, on Jun 18 2009, 11:49 AM, said:

Did Miss Piggy Get Swine Flu?...

I'm back and just as evil as before......

Thought for the day..

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

Scribs

Miss Piggy definitely got swine flu. Nice to see you back, Scribs!

[Travelling Blackbird]

Nice to have you back, Scribbler. You've been missed.

Miss Piggy did not get swine flu. Kermit's been looking a little green lately though...

[edlee]

Welcome back Scribs,,, you've been missed.

ed

[Yasko]

Nice to have you back, you old dirty man

[qbounce]

Who the HELL is that?? He looks familiar . . . has the same high grade humour, even SMELLS the same as someone I once knew.
Moving in for a closer look. Yup yup yup . . . it is, it is INDEED!

The Notorious S.C.R.IB.

Hey, Scribs, look what we picked up while you were away, galavanting loosely:


Cool, huh?

Oh, and Good to see you back!!

[dancin' johnny]

qbounce, on Jun 18 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

Dancing Johnny,
That crazy figure must have taken some time to map out. It looks like a ghost, although I might be able to see what GB saw with a few more beers. Do you do monkey's?

Was supposed to be 'the horns' QB but it got stretched.
I am never so bored as I would do it myself, I cut and pasted it off someones myspace, but if you like that sort of thing try here:

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Welcome back Scribs.

[fatdave]

Welcome back scribs!

[Hapahowlee]

Welcome back Scribs!

Sorry I missed you this morning, I was looking for my Christmas "Goose" from you a little early this year.

[StillFingers]

Scribs is back... I feel better now, surviving on lemons/limes has been great, but sometimes you just gotta have a couple ripe
BTW, while you were away I had a make over, what do you think of my new look
Here's a bit of classic British rock-n-roll from 74 here in So Cali...missed you a ton...welcome back my friend

This post has been edited by StillFingers: 19 June 2009 - 02:37 AM

[ClaraTaylor]

Today I'm off to a funeral of a dear friend / work mate.
It's only just sunk in that he's gone.

Oh dear.

[Scribbler]

Thanks guys, I did miss you all but had a few issues to resolve although some are still outstanding.

I've got a lot to catch up on; Happa being 'Goosed'!! Trin getting mauled in a Rugby scrum in Edinburgh..

It took a while to get back online due to Firefox problems, but Jerry (Stillfingers) helped me out while we chatted on Skype, so I'm now using Google Chrome as my web Browser; Brilliant!!

My Thought for the Day: -

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

[greybeard]

Scribbler, on Jun 19 2009, 09:03 AM, said:

My Thought for the Day: -

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

It's so obviously true. So why does it take men a lifetime to learn this?

[CR_L1]

Scribbler, on Jun 19 2009, 09:03 AM, said:

My Thought for the Day: -

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

Ha Ha Love it,
Isn’t it funny how we are all different but our lives are the same in so many ways.

P.S.
Don't tell the wife I said that.

[fatdave]

Growing up in a house full of girls taught me many useful things. I will share one secret.

When argument is out of hand and there is something you want to watch on TV Repeat after me : You're right! My fault, I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. Try to look serious and depressed.

Use sparingly! If by some chance you do happen to do the offense again, try to get teary eyed and proclaim you are only human.

Warning: Don't use the the line if caught cheating with woman's sister and or mother

[Travelling Blackbird]

ClaraTaylor, on Jun 19 2009, 08:51 AM, said:

Today I'm off to a funeral of a dear friend / work mate.
It's only just sunk in that he's gone.

Oh dear.

Sorry to hear that Clara. It must've been quite a shock.

[Travelling Blackbird]

Scribbler, on Jun 19 2009, 10:03 AM, said:

Thanks guys, I did miss you all but had a few issues to resolve although some are still outstanding.

It took a while to get back online due to Firefox problems, but Jerry (Stillfingers) helped me out while we chatted on Skype, so I'm now using Google Chrome as my web Browser; Brilliant!!

Hope you get it all sorted out, and yay for Jerry for bringing you back to us sooner.

[twisted_ophelia]

fatdave, on Jun 19 2009, 10:05 AM, said:

Growing up in a house full of girls taught me many useful things. I will share one secret.

When argument is out of hand and there is something you want to watch on TV Repeat after me : You're right! My fault, I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. Try to look serious and depressed.

Use sparingly! If by some chance you do happen to do the offense again, try to get teary eyed and proclaim you are only human.

Warning: Don't use the the line if caught cheating with woman's sister and or mother

That was awesome, I needed a good laugh to start off the day

I think I'm gonna go work out tonight. That won't be boring.

[Scribbler]

1 more day to the Longest day of the year and its raining, cold and windy.

Hands up who's stolen the Globel Warming?

I think I'll go and watch TO do her work out...

[catmint]

Hya scribbs

Great to have you back.......

So your new PA's into maths..would that be algebra and suchlike...or just your regular add and subtract. Perhaps a bit of long-division thrown in for a bit of variety.....or a few fractions perhaps.............

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[catmint]

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Tht'll teach me to read the whole thread




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