All men wear their jacket in the shower. Didn't you know that? Imagin if all men moved to a rain forest. Nothing would ever get done.
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 03:26 AM
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 02:37 PM
I went to a rain forest once. No, maybe twice. It didn't rain.
"It's only the giving that makes you what you are." Tull
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 06:20 PM
It's monsoon season in AZ.
It gets cloudy, the winds kick up to 60 mph, dust is flying everywhere and you can't even see your neighbors house, thunder comes, then lightening and in 15 minutes it's all over and still dry as a bone. Hmmm, reminds me of my ex-boyfriend.
It gets cloudy, the winds kick up to 60 mph, dust is flying everywhere and you can't even see your neighbors house, thunder comes, then lightening and in 15 minutes it's all over and still dry as a bone. Hmmm, reminds me of my ex-boyfriend.
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 07:25 PM
Yah Dog, mac, kev...
I noticed I don't use as much hair conditioner as I used to!!-lol
I noticed I don't use as much hair conditioner as I used to!!-lol
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 09:04 PM
qbounce, on Aug 18 2008, 08:25 PM, said:
Yah Dog, mac, kev...
I noticed I don't use as much hair conditioner as I used to!!-lol
I noticed I don't use as much hair conditioner as I used to!!-lol
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:20 PM
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY STOP STOPThis is not the incredibly boring thread as the title insists. I'm way too excited reading this stuff which is not in line with the specified rules of the forum as laid down by the great ruling shadow that lives in cyberspace. Please adhere to the word of the Guidelines officially posted on this forum for all to see and obey which says:
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Now, after reading all the naughty innuendo I feel dirty and unclean so I'm off to redeem myself where I can wash away the filth in a nice long shower.
Edited by nomis, 18 August 2008 - 10:22 PM.
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 10:32 PM
nomis, on Aug 18 2008, 11:20 PM, said:
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY STOP STOPThis is not the incredibly boring thread as the title insists. I'm way too excited reading this stuff which is not in line with the specified rules of the forum as laid down by the great ruling shadow that lives in cyberspace. Please adhere to the word of the Guidelines officially posted on this forum for all to see and obey which says:
Post Hijacking
If a member posts a message, please keep your replies on-topic to the subject being discussed. There’s nothing worse than reading a subject, only to find it has deviated onto a completely different topic half way through. If you have an off topic reply to a post, please use the Personal Messenger in the members profile to contact them privately.
If posts deviate too much, the offending posts will be deleted or split to keep the integrity of the message.
Now, after reading all the naughty innuendo I feel dirty and unclean so I'm off to redeem myself where I can wash away the filth in a nice long shower.
So does that mean your a conditioner man to
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 11:23 PM
WHAT! The ice is melting? That's way too hot.
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen
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Posted 18 August 2008 - 11:58 PM
Great 3:20 post Nomis.
I missed it. No, I wasn't in the shower!
Toothpaste/Lava soap?? What are you, some kind a mamby pamby mamma's boy??
I used conditioner POST injury. Now it's nothing short of a Hair Dryer, Sand Paper and the 'ol stand by, a rusty razor I saved from the wifes trash can. AAAaaahhhh, That's the stuff dreams are made of!
I missed it. No, I wasn't in the shower!
Toothpaste/Lava soap?? What are you, some kind a mamby pamby mamma's boy??
I used conditioner POST injury. Now it's nothing short of a Hair Dryer, Sand Paper and the 'ol stand by, a rusty razor I saved from the wifes trash can. AAAaaahhhh, That's the stuff dreams are made of!
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 03:27 AM
I had a cow once. Now I play ches.
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 09:34 AM
E-DOG, on Aug 19 2008, 04:27 AM, said:
I had a cow once. Now I play ches.
OK... Freudian slip or spelling mistake?!!!!!
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 09:54 AM
I'm too excited by Nomis and his deviant remarks; make it more boring please....
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 05:57 PM
I have to work again....9th day in a row straight, with only ONE off day in the past 14. Woe is me.
The highlight of my day is going to be going to the post office & getting my picture taken for my passport...whoo hoo...
OR it might be my Brits coming to sit on the patio and drink some ales...they always bring a smile to my face!
The highlight of my day is going to be going to the post office & getting my picture taken for my passport...whoo hoo...
OR it might be my Brits coming to sit on the patio and drink some ales...they always bring a smile to my face!
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 10:54 PM
LadyPilot, on Aug 19 2008, 02:34 AM, said:
E-DOG, on Aug 19 2008, 04:27 AM, said:
I had a cow once. Now I play ches.
OK... Freudian slip or spelling mistake?!!!!!
I don't make spelling mistakes.
Freudian banana peel?
Nah! Interpretation may be taken quite literaly
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
I will nevah, EVAH take a pinch from a greasy muddahf*@kah like you!
How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F
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Posted 19 August 2008 - 11:45 PM
E-DOG, on Aug 20 2008, 10:54 AM, said:
I don't make spelling mistakes.
Freudian banana peel?
Nah! Interpretation may be taken quite literaly
Freudian banana peel?
Nah! Interpretation may be taken quite literaly
And Kev-O, you're not using "to" and "too" correctly.
Your version: Im hungry but Im to lazy to go to whataburger...
Correct version: I'm hungry but I'm too lazy to go to whataburger...
Note also the corrections to your punctuation.
Now, remember, I'll be watching.
"It's the notion that there is no perfection ~ that this is a broken world and we live with broken hearts and broken lives but still that is no alibi for anything. On the contrary, you have to stand up and say hallelujah under those circumstances. " - Leonard Cohen
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:57 AM
nomis, on Aug 19 2008, 11:45 PM, said:
E-DOG, on Aug 20 2008, 10:54 AM, said:
I don't make spelling mistakes.
Freudian banana peel?
Nah! Interpretation may be taken quite literaly
Freudian banana peel?
Nah! Interpretation may be taken quite literaly
And Kev-O, you're not using "to" and "too" correctly.
Your version: Im hungry but Im to lazy to go to whataburger...
Correct version: I'm hungry but I'm too lazy to go to whataburger...
Note also the corrections to your punctuation.
Now, remember, I'll be watching.
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 02:24 PM
You two are just too much so I'm goung to log off!!
(I'm afraid of Nomis....
(I'm afraid of Nomis....
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 05:42 PM
Nomis said for me to tell you guys, to go outside and get a stick/branch. Pick it out yourself, then bring it back to me so I can beat you both with it.
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 05:52 PM
Yawns with bordom at Ches, and pulls her Big Stetson over her eyes......
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 05:53 PM
I got a 2x4 you can borrow, Ches. But you'll have to clean the blood & guck off before returning it.
Better yet, just keep it . . .
Better yet, just keep it . . .
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:03 PM
Ches, on Aug 20 2008, 05:42 PM, said:
Nomis said for me to tell you guys, to go outside and get a stick/branch. Pick it out yourself, then bring it back to me so I can beat you both with it.
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