Scribbler, on Jul 28 2009, 01:05 PM, said:
Twisted_ophelia I must express in the strongest possible terms my profound opposition to the newly instituted practice which imposes severe and intolerable restrictions on the ingress and egress of senior members of the hierarchy and will, in all probability, should the current deplorable innovation be perpetuated, precipitate a progressive constriction of the channels of communication, culminating in a condition of organisational atrophy and administrative paralysis, which will render effectively impossible the coherent and co-ordinated discharge of the function of The Incredibly Boring Thread.

Did it take you all day to think of that one, Scribs?
qbounce, on Jul 28 2009, 01:49 PM, said:
TO,
To paraphrase Scribs . . . . . don't dive and fly. The Bends is an awfull way to end your day.
Yikes. I'd like to avoid the bends. Actually, I'm so excited because I'm starting the course next week! First the instructor is taking me into their pool (they have a "tropical pool" on site) next Tues to see what happens when all the gear gets put on me, how my body reacts, etc., and then if everything goes okay, I'll take all the "classroom" materials home and get in the pool twice next week, 3 hours a pop, to learn all the skills I need. Then, for my Open Water certifcation thing, I have to do four open water dives (which can be done in a weekend) and he said he would go with me and all that. I can't wait!!!!! Tonight at the gym, I swam laps in the pool with a one of those floatation waist belt thingies because one of the requirements is to be able to swim 400m. So I swam 400m three times and I'm pretty exhausted. I'll need to do it without the floaty waist belt though for diving so later this week, I'll give that a go and see if I can make it. We'll see!