[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 27 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

You are slowly killing my childhood innocence!

Sorry kid, but I gotta tell ya there's no such thing as the Tooth Fairy either.

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 27 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

and the finest beef of cuts sauce...

I'm unfamiliar with a sauce of that name, so I cut and pasted it into Google search.

This is what came up.



Mmmmmmmmm Yummy!

[fatdave]

I was so bored I took apart my cable company issued digital video recorder to see how they encoded the video.

[StillFingers]

fatdave, on Aug 27 2009, 05:00 PM, said:

I was so bored I took apart my cable company issued digital video recorder to see how they encoded the video.

AND...the suspense is killing me, I'm a geekster Dave and def interested...oh I forgot, this is the boring thread

[ClaraTaylor]

StillFingers, on Aug 28 2009, 12:24 AM, said:

Your offer is quite tempting Clara...I checked the maps tho, seems the distance from southern california to Leicestershire is quite the crawl/swim/crawl, might I ask for a rain check. Plans are for my lady and I to visit the UK in 2012 or shortly there after...pasta and veg sounds lovely

You certainly can - right now we would consider the rain as "coming down painfully hard".

I'll see you in 2012!! Expect the UK to be in chaos.

greybeard, on Aug 28 2009, 12:46 AM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 27 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

You are slowly killing my childhood innocence!

Sorry kid, but I gotta tell ya there's no such thing as the Tooth Fairy either.

What?? But if the Tooth Fairy isn't real than how can the Easter Bunny live in the Tooth Fairies Castle? You've just made the Easter Bunny homeless!!!!

greybeard, on Aug 28 2009, 12:46 AM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 27 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

and the finest beef of cuts sauce...

I'm unfamiliar with a sauce of that name, so I cut and pasted it into Google search.

This is what came up.



Mmmmmmmmm Yummy!

Apparently it was yummy - the lodger had it for lunch.
Though I fear you were not quite looking at the right chunks...

It looked a little more like this...

[CR_L1]

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 28 2009, 03:23 PM, said:

It looked a little more like this... beef_pasta_m.jpg

Have I got my lines crossed here or is that where the Easter Bunny ended up

[SnoFl]

Graybeard and CR

Clara-- it looks delicious

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 27 2009, 09:10 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Aug 27 2009, 05:46 PM, said:

Postman Jim with his bottle of Gin......

You are slowly killing my childhood innocence!

Sweet dreams everyone. My darling partner was meant to be here for a romantic afternoon / evening / night, just time for both of us to relax after the stressful past few days and enjoy each others company...

... you've guessed by now that he isn't here yet.

If anyone wants pasta and fresh vegetable (well, a day old but otherwise straight from a friends garden) and the finest beef of cuts sauce... it's in the fridge.

I'll leave the candles out for you.

I only live down the A46 Clara so can be there faster than stillfingers; I've also bought a super razor for your miss-inturpitation of my signature. I hope the offer of the 'whole night' is still up for grabs?

I've had a very boring day, gathering info and phone records to back my complaint against local authorities so I'm in need of a

This post has been edited by Scribbler: 28 August 2009 - 06:37 PM

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbler, on Aug 28 2009, 07:36 PM, said:

I only live down the A46 Clara so can be there faster than stillfingers; I've also bought a super razor for your miss-inturpitation of my signature. I hope the offer of the 'whole night' is still up for grabs?

I've had a very boring day, gathering info and phone records to back my complaint against local authorities so I'm in need of a

Oh you are such a sweetheart!!
Have as many hugs as you want my dear, I hope that the complaint clears up quickly (I have some matches and half a tank of fuel if they are of use)

[fatdave]

StillFingers, on Aug 27 2009, 08:12 PM, said:

fatdave, on Aug 27 2009, 05:00 PM, said:

I was so bored I took apart my cable company issued digital video recorder to see how they encoded the video.

AND...the suspense is killing me, I'm a geekster Dave and def interested...oh I forgot, this is the boring thread

Oh, its def boring! After working for a few hours to get it apart and making sure the warranty seals didn't break I managed to get the hard drive out. It seems that it encodes the stream in a simple mpeg but needs to see a live cable signal before it will play. So, I will continue to capture things I want to share using a tv card

[qbounce]

What's wrong Scribs, are the local authorities tapping your phone line again?

I HATE when they do that!!

[Scribbler]

qbounce, on Aug 29 2009, 03:35 AM, said:

What's wrong Scribs, are the local authorities tapping your phone line again?

I HATE when they do that!!

They keep intercepting my emails bouncer... Its as bad as the Tudors; I could end up in the Tower of London

[greybeard]

Watched the first episode of the new Tudors series last night. The acting is even worse! So wooden that half of the characters sound as though they're reading from queue cards.

Mind you there was the usual dose of rumpy-pumpy to keep the attention.

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Aug 29 2009, 08:47 AM, said:

Watched the first episode of the new Tudors series last night. The acting is even worse! So wooden that half of the characters sound as though they're reading from queue cards.

Mind you there was the usual dose of rumpy-pumpy to keep the attention.

Why let real Historical facts get in the way of some Rumpy-Pumpy . Its just TV entertainment, almost as good as Postman Pat, but there's no Rumpy-Pumpy in that..

I never realised Henry V111 only had an army of 12 soldiers and 3 knights... And they quelled that rebellion of thousands. Wow!!! The SAS of their time maybe?

I'll still watch it next week, and so will you Greybeard...... Admit it...

[StillFingers]

Scribbler, on Aug 29 2009, 02:50 AM, said:

greybeard, on Aug 29 2009, 08:47 AM, said:

Watched the first episode of the new Tudors series last night. The acting is even worse! So wooden that half of the characters sound as though they're reading from queue cards.

Mind you there was the usual dose of rumpy-pumpy to keep the attention.

Why let real Historical facts get in the way of some Rumpy-Pumpy . Its just TV entertainment, almost as good as Postman Pat, but there's no Rumpy-Pumpy in that..

I never realised Henry V111 only had an army of 12 soldiers and 3 knights... And they quelled that rebellion of thousands. Wow!!! The SAS of their time maybe?

I'll still watch it next week, and so will you Greybeard...... Admit it...

Rumpy-Pumpy...hmmm...think I'll consult Wiki

[Scribbler]

StillFingers, on Aug 29 2009, 06:56 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Aug 29 2009, 02:50 AM, said:

greybeard, on Aug 29 2009, 08:47 AM, said:

Watched the first episode of the new Tudors series last night. The acting is even worse! So wooden that half of the characters sound as though they're reading from queue cards.

Mind you there was the usual dose of rumpy-pumpy to keep the attention.

Why let real Historical facts get in the way of some Rumpy-Pumpy . Its just TV entertainment, almost as good as Postman Pat, but there's no Rumpy-Pumpy in that..

I never realised Henry V111 only had an army of 12 soldiers and 3 knights... And they quelled that rebellion of thousands. Wow!!! The SAS of their time maybe?

I'll still watch it next week, and so will you Greybeard...... Admit it...

Rumpy-Pumpy...hmmm...think I'll consult Wiki

You'd best Consult Clara about it Stillfingers..... she knows all about it..

[CR_L1]

StillFingers, on Aug 29 2009, 06:56 PM, said:

Rumpy-Pumpy...hmmm...think I'll consult Wiki

Rumpy-pumpy ? that’s that sticky mucky activity I use to get up to is it not….. how I miss it, I can’t wait until my sons big enough to lift me on & off his mother LOL

This post has been edited by CR_L1: 29 August 2009 - 07:10 PM

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbler, on Aug 29 2009, 07:20 PM, said:

You'd best Consult Clara about it Stillfingers..... she knows all about it..

Well I was taught by the oh so very knowledgeable Scribs!

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 29 2009, 08:08 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Aug 29 2009, 07:20 PM, said:

You'd best Consult Clara about it Stillfingers..... she knows all about it..

Well I was taught by the oh so very knowledgeable Scribs!

Clara was

I thought I'd died this morning...... No phone or internet. Bugger!! I felt like I was disabled... How did I manage before??
I remember.......... Lots of Rumpy-Pumpy.... Still no phone until Tuesday so its no good phoning to ask me round Clara...

If you watched Desperate Romantics Greybeard its full of Rumpy-Pumpy... When I'd finished watching the series, then downloaded it on to my hard drive, I phoned the BBC to complain about the graphic images of nakedness..... I was so shocked; honest..

[qbounce]

Sound the same as "Bumping Uglys."

Aaaaaaanyway. Scribs, if this is the FIRST time you've felt disabled, you've obviously led a full and fruitful life.--haha

And GB. I don't see it. Guess my expectations of actors isn't that high. I mean, Keanu Reeves is the absolute worst actor imo. But above that, most are good, compotent actors.

[greybeard]

qbounce, on Aug 30 2009, 04:16 PM, said:

And GB. I don't see it. Guess my expectations of actors isn't that high. I mean, Keanu Reeves is the absolute worst actor imo. But above that, most are good, compotent actors.

Perhaps we were watching different episodes.

[greybeard]

Sitting here on Britain's sunshine South coast, I can honestly say that, weather-wise, today has been the most miserable, cold, wet November day I've ever experienced in August.

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Aug 30 2009, 04:31 PM, said:

qbounce, on Aug 30 2009, 04:16 PM, said:

And GB. I don't see it. Guess my expectations of actors isn't that high. I mean, Keanu Reeves is the absolute worst actor imo. But above that, most are good, compotent actors.

Perhaps we were watching different episodes.

Greybeard gets confused Bouncer. He was actually watching the Wooden Tops...



Damn!.. I can actually remember them, with Spotty Dog.... Black and White TV.... I'm beginning to get a tear in my eye....

[ClaraTaylor]

My boyfriend just asked me

(22:50) Steve: do you still want to be my girlfriend?


You wonder when someone asks you this that they want the answer to be no so that they can walk of as the good guy?

[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 30 2009, 10:53 PM, said:

My boyfriend just asked me

(22:50) Steve: do you still want to be my girlfriend?


You wonder when someone asks you this that they want the answer to be no so that they can walk of as the good guy?

Clara, when you wrote that you felt alone despite being in a relationship, I did wonder if the relationship was solid enough to endure. I realise it is nothing to do with me, but perhaps you and he need to explore that a little.

This post has been edited by greybeard: 30 August 2009 - 10:08 PM

[fatdave]

Clara, been there...except mine said "Why don't you just find someone else to F#$K". It's just an excuse for someone to walk away "the good person" like you said.

[ClaraTaylor]

greybeard, on Aug 30 2009, 11:07 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 30 2009, 10:53 PM, said:

My boyfriend just asked me

(22:50) Steve: do you still want to be my girlfriend?


You wonder when someone asks you this that they want the answer to be no so that they can walk of as the good guy?

Clara, when you wrote that you felt alone despite being in a relationship, I did wonder if the relationship was solid enough to endure. I realise it is nothing to do with me, but perhaps you and he need to explore that a little.

fatdave, on Aug 31 2009, 05:05 AM, said:

Clara, been there...except mine said "Why don't you just find someone else to F#$K". It's just an excuse for someone to walk away "the good person" like you said.

Not wanting to make this thread interesting but, he dropped by this morning on his way to work and hugged and kissed me as if nothing had ever happened...

Cripes, maybe he's another girlfriend and thought he was trying to dump her?!

I do not understand men (or women to be honest).

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 31 2009, 10:03 AM, said:

greybeard, on Aug 30 2009, 11:07 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Aug 30 2009, 10:53 PM, said:

My boyfriend just asked me

(22:50) Steve: do you still want to be my girlfriend?


You wonder when someone asks you this that they want the answer to be no so that they can walk of as the good guy?

Clara, when you wrote that you felt alone despite being in a relationship, I did wonder if the relationship was solid enough to endure. I realise it is nothing to do with me, but perhaps you and he need to explore that a little.

fatdave, on Aug 31 2009, 05:05 AM, said:

Clara, been there...except mine said "Why don't you just find someone else to F#$K". It's just an excuse for someone to walk away "the good person" like you said.

Not wanting to make this thread interesting but, he dropped by this morning on his way to work and hugged and kissed me as if nothing had ever happened...

Cripes, maybe he's another girlfriend and thought he was trying to dump her?!

I do not understand men (or women to be honest).

Women have two bumps at the front Clara and shave below their waist..... Men shave above their waist and have the remote....... Does that explain it?

[greybeard]

Priceless, Scribs.

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Aug 31 2009, 01:32 PM, said:

Priceless, Scribs.

Have you seen your Wooden Tops Video Clip I did just for you Gretbeard? I also posted a reply to your comment on the Roho leak thread...

I wish you'd keep up man.... "Stupid Boy"!!.. Another great Classic Comedy...

[StillFingers]

Classic comedy you say Sir Scribbler,

...wink wink, nudge nudge, so your pineapples a goers eh!

I don't always understand your use of the english language but your comedy is funny. The Python's still rule

BTW, I'm guessin Clara understands the physical differences between breast and beast, I did like the remote bit tho

This post has been edited by StillFingers: 31 August 2009 - 03:42 PM