[wheeliebear75]

Showing off your headlights at a car show.......seems appropriate.

[StillFingers]

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 14 2009, 11:58 PM, said:

I'm off to the NEC Classic car show it seems. And for the first time I'm not exhibiting (well I might wear a low cut top and flash my magnificent boobs around).

It'll be such fun!!!

I was going to ask you to take pictures of the classic cars Clara...but on second thought, magnificent sounds much better

[ClaraTaylor]

StillFingers, on Nov 18 2009, 01:58 AM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 14 2009, 11:58 PM, said:

I'm off to the NEC Classic car show it seems. And for the first time I'm not exhibiting (well I might wear a low cut top and flash my magnificent boobs around).

It'll be such fun!!!

I was going to ask you to take pictures of the classic cars Clara...but on second thought, magnificent sounds much better

I'm afraid I didn't take any photographs! Not even of the Triumph Herald Hatchback prototype!

It was a fun day. Alas ruined a wee bit by a friend wanting to leave ten minutes early which meant I miss the chance to hear one of the cars I built let roar down the M6.

Today I will be.... curling up into a small ball.

[Trinity]

I need shooting

[StillFingers]

Trinity, on Nov 19 2009, 01:34 PM, said:

I need shooting

Awww Trin, long week, hope your 50hr stretch has ended and you have a few days to rest, drink n be lazy

With regards to your shooting, would you prefer film or digital with a wide angle or telephoto lens, a shot or bottle of...what ever, or both
Ya know I'm being selfish, sorry Trin, here ya go , now how bout a drink

[dancin' johnny]

So much for my early night. Some dickhead four doors up from me decides it's a good night for a domestic and has just thrown a wheelie bin
through my vans windscreen.
I phoned the police and after a bit of aggro in his entry {fnarf}, they bundled him into the van!

Now I have to wait up for another division to come over so I can give a statement and they can photograph the damage.

[AndrewB]

dancin' johnny, on Nov 19 2009, 07:24 PM, said:

So much for my early night. Some dickhead four doors up from me decides it's a good night for a domestic and has just thrown a wheelie bin
through my vans windscreen.
I phoned the police and after a bit of aggro in his entry {fnarf}, they bundled him into the van!

Now I have to wait up for another division to come over so I can give a statement and they can photograph the damage.

Well that's not boring at all john.. hell, sounds like a wild night to me.

[StillFingers]

AndrewB, on Nov 19 2009, 07:39 PM, said:

dancin' johnny, on Nov 19 2009, 07:24 PM, said:

So much for my early night. Some dickhead four doors up from me decides it's a good night for a domestic and has just thrown a wheelie bin
through my vans windscreen.
I phoned the police and after a bit of aggro in his entry {fnarf}, they bundled him into the van!

Now I have to wait up for another division to come over so I can give a statement and they can photograph the damage.

Well that's not boring at all john.. hell, sounds like a wild night to me.

Nice neighbor DJ, hope things go well bro...winter with no windshield...yikes

[dancin' johnny]

I just finished giving my statement! The tedium begins later today when I have to phone the insurance people and windscreen company, just when I thought I was on top of all my admin some dick comes along and creates more.

[StillFingers]

This is bizarre - after you find the guy - it's so obvious. Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!

And, yes, the man is really there!!!

[greybeard]

StillFingers, on Nov 22 2009, 01:31 AM, said:

This is bizarre - after you find the guy - it's so obvious. Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!

And, yes, the man is really there!!!

beanman.jpg

At this magnification I couldn't see it at all, but then I'm practically blind in one eye and have severe astigmatism in the other. As soon as I enlarged the picture to fill the screen, the face was instantly obvious. Was that cheating?

[Scribbler]

I'm never bored enough to come here.... I just thought I'd pop in to tell you.

[ClaraTaylor]

I survived seven days without painkillers!!

NEVER EVER AGAIN!

Now begins the several days of getting back on my normal dose of the good stuff. I just hope that I can by-pass the side effects bit that I got last time I started on these as I'd quite like to keep some food down soon. Bulimia does not suit me.

[greybeard]

Well done. I hope it has been worth it.

[fatdave]

you know whats really boring? Not having a internet connection.

[ClaraTaylor]

greybeard, on Nov 23 2009, 11:01 PM, said:

Well done. I hope it has been worth it.

Apart from the smug factor no it wasn't. Not even a little bit.

One dose last night... am now zombified. Seem to have forgotten that I needed walking sticks as I tried to make it to the bathroom and couldn't work out why I smacked my head on the wall. Don't worry - didn't damage the wall.

Have an absolutely wonderful day everyone. I'm off for more hot chocolate.

[edlee]

So that's where you've been,,, no internet connection is about as bad as two flat tires on my wheelchair. Glad to see you have it straightened out, Dave. People were starting to wonder.

Hey Mimi,,,, what's up with the photo shoot and the new chair? Haven't heard much on that lately.

Boring,,,,, sitting here watching a cat sleeping on the top of my wife's car,,, she came home about a half hour ago,,, must still be warm.
ed

[fatdave]

I still don't have a decent connection, leaching my neighbor's WiFi for now. I am still surprised when people use the default passwords for their routers.

oh, and I can only get their wifi in one part of the house

[ClaraTaylor]

Here's something boring for you. No sensation downstairs has meant that for reasons no one will ever understand my neck is extremely sensitive when played with in a certain way (for instance throttling doesn't work).

Today I have been allowed to start wearing my grandmothers pearl necklace.

Trouble is, as much as it pleases my family to see me wearing pearls and being allowed out in polite society the ever so delicate sensation of it on my neck...

You can guess the rest.

As much as I try to think about unsexy thoughts (bank statements, Greybeard using my trimmer on his ears, the sound of the cement mixer outside) that little bit of my mind is going flat out kicking out the good chemicals and filling my mind with pure LUST.

HELP!!

[qbounce]

Sounds like sheer torture Clara . . .
And I was led to believe that a pearl necklace was aquired AFTER sex.--hehe

[fatdave]

I would be glad to lend you some assistance!

[StillFingers]

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 27 2009, 07:24 AM, said:

Here's something boring for you. No sensation downstairs has meant that for reasons no one will ever understand my neck is extremely sensitive when played with in a certain way (for instance throttling doesn't work).

Today I have been allowed to start wearing my grandmothers pearl necklace.

Trouble is, as much as it pleases my family to see me wearing pearls and being allowed out in polite society the ever so delicate sensation of it on my neck...

You can guess the rest.

As much as I try to think about unsexy thoughts (bank statements, Greybeard using my trimmer on his ears, the sound of the cement mixer outside) that little bit of my mind is going flat out kicking out the good chemicals and filling my mind with pure LUST.

HELP!!

Clara, wear them 24x7 if you can for as long as you can and get sick of the feeling...or just be the most sensual, lusty, passionate woman you can and think on, act on, those naughty, delicious thoughts when/where appropriate...those pearls must feel absolutely marvelous

[ClaraTaylor]

*Whimper*

[greybeard]

[ClaraTaylor]

greybeard, on Nov 28 2009, 10:30 PM, said:

You cruel sod you!

I knew it would be bad luck if I said anything but I was so excited about it I wanted to stand on the hills and shout it out for all to hear.
So I hinted.
And now it's not going to come true.

Poor little blob.

[guido]

How is THIS in the Incredibly Boring Thread???

[greybeard]

Agreed. I have found all Clara's posts to be stimulating, never boring.

[ClaraTaylor]

I am terribly sorry and promise to write more boring posts in future.


I'm wearing orange stripy socks by the way. They keep my knees ever so warm.

[guido]

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 29 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

I'm wearing orange stripy socks by the way. They keep my knees ever so warm.

Oooh, STOP IT, you tease!!

[Trinity]

ClaraTaylor, on Nov 29 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

I'm wearing orange stripy socks by the way. They keep my knees ever so warm.

I have got my massive blue spotty socks on and my feet are still cold!