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#2701 greybeard

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Posted 23 December 2009 - 03:29 PM

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 22 2009, 06:44 PM, said:

And to think I thought you loved me!! *sob*

Sorry darlin'. Little Miss Mechanic wasn't on the list you sent. 'Fraid you blew it.

Anyway, you keep banging on about that other bloke - the tall one. A guy can only take so much you know.

ps - What IS wrong with your head?

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 03:19 PM

Okay gang...

Now for something really boring.

BAKED BEANS

My husband, the current Mr catmint, as I like to call him, has a fondness for tinned baked beans. I do not share this affection or should I say affliction.

There has been a bit of a kerfuffel here. I always bought him Tescos baked beans but he says they have changed the recipe and are now using inferior beans..'bl--dy bullets' were his exact discription.

So I tried Heinz, these seemed to be no better.

Last resort..Waitrose ...

These have been given the seal of approval by Mr C and peace is now restored at Catmint Towers.

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 04:49 PM

catmint, on Dec 24 2009, 03:19 PM, said:

Aldi Baked Beans are good Catmint, plus the after affects will register 7.6 on the Richter scale...... :mfromg:

Heinz Baked Beans only register 6.4.... :mfrlol:

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 10:01 PM

Ear drops are beginning to work or is it the vicodine...happy xmas indeed :mfrlol:

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 10:28 PM

Scribbler, on Dec 24 2009, 04:49 PM, said:

Aldi Baked Beans are good Catmint, plus the after affects will register 7.6 on the Richter scale...... :mfromg:

Heinz Baked Beans only register 6.4.... :mfrlol:

Ah! So that's how you've managed to prevent sores is it Scribs? You keep lifting your bum with the aid of Aldi beans.

Do you have a sticker on your chair warning everyone to keep well down wind?

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 11:57 PM

Awful boss sending us home early and not letting me stay to finish off that device list meaning I'll have completely lost track of where I was by the time I get back in after these wretched holidays...

.... is it over yet?

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 05:09 PM

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 24 2009, 11:57 PM, said:

Stop complaining Clara, you sound like GB...... Oh No!!!

I hope you got some nice new undies for Christmas Clara? I've seen the others so many times now.... :cheers:

Anymore Turkey and Christmas pudding left??? ....

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Posted 26 December 2009 - 07:46 PM

I managed to partially destroy my laptop screen, the good news is Apple are fixing it for free, the bad news is that it will take at least 7 days so have had to resort to my old Windows laptop.
I HATE IT!!!!!!!
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#2709 ClaraTaylor

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 12:00 AM

Scribbler, on Dec 26 2009, 05:09 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 24 2009, 11:57 PM, said:

Stop complaining Clara, you sound like GB...... Oh No!!!

I hope you got some nice new undies for Christmas Clara? I've seen the others so many times now.... :crash:

Anymore Turkey and Christmas pudding left??? .... :mfromg:

I just hate inefficiency and a lack of dedication to a job!

My grandparents-not-yet-in-law have packed me so full of food alas the new lacy french knickers are unlikely to fit right now!

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 12:15 AM

Scribbler, on Dec 26 2009, 05:09 PM, said:

I hope you got some nice new undies for Christmas Clara? I've seen the others so many times now.... :crash:

Oh Scribs! How many times have I got to tell you? If you keep peeping through lady's windows, you'll get yourself locked up! Now behave, and find another hobby for goodness sake. And leave their washing lines alone!!! :nono:

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 12:21 AM

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 27 2009, 12:00 AM, said:

alas the new lacy french knickers are unlikely to fit right now!

Not to worry. Just leave them off. Scribs won't mind a bit. :mfromg:

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 08:42 AM

greybeard, on Dec 27 2009, 12:21 AM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 27 2009, 12:00 AM, said:

alas the new lacy french knickers are unlikely to fit right now!

Not to worry. Just leave them off. Scribs won't mind a bit. :wub:

Don't do that Clara.......... I'm likely to have a Stroke........ If you get close enough...... :mfromg:

This is far to exciting for the Boring Thread........ Its getting me all "Steamed Up"!!!... :lmao:

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 10:52 AM

Scribbler, on Dec 27 2009, 08:42 AM, said:

greybeard, on Dec 27 2009, 12:21 AM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 27 2009, 12:00 AM, said:

alas the new lacy french knickers are unlikely to fit right now!

Not to worry. Just leave them off. Scribs won't mind a bit. :wub:

Don't do that Clara.......... I'm likely to have a Stroke........ If you get close enough...... :mfromg:

This is far to exciting for the Boring Thread........ Its getting me all "Steamed Up"!!!... :lmao:

Funny you should mention that I went out to see the Steam Trains yesterday (the Oliver Cromwell and I can't remember the other one) with my wonderful partner. It was glorious! Not least because it meant an escape from his family (very nice people just like force feeding you tea and Christmas cake)

Something really boring for you...
I am sat at my partners house (not Scribs - my other partner) waiting for a stranger (also not Scribs) to come and collect a welder (my partner I feel I should mention is at the farm doing the final preparation for the sale of his Land Rover tomorrow).
More specifically I am sat in a very clean lounge, just next to the sparkling kitchen. Surely not you cry! How can a batchler live in such a clean state?

It's very simple.

Go away to your grandparents for three days,
Send your girlfriend over to wait for the welder chap.
Allow your girlfriend to find the inch of mould growing on what might once have been considered breakfast.

A sparkling room as if by magic appears on your return.

*Vomiting noises*

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 12:52 PM

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 27 2009, 10:52 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Dec 27 2009, 08:42 AM, said:

greybeard, on Dec 27 2009, 12:21 AM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 27 2009, 12:00 AM, said:

alas the new lacy french knickers are unlikely to fit right now!

Not to worry. Just leave them off. Scribs won't mind a bit. :wub:

Don't do that Clara.......... I'm likely to have a Stroke........ If you get close enough...... :mfromg:

This is far to exciting for the Boring Thread........ Its getting me all "Steamed Up"!!!... :lmao:

You've done it now Clara..... Everyone will hire you as their cleaning lady....

I bet you enjoy a good old fashioned rub down with "Mr Muscle"...... :wub:

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 03:43 PM

Scribbler, on Dec 27 2009, 12:52 PM, said:

You've done it now Clara..... Everyone will hire you as their cleaning lady.... :yikes:

I bet you enjoy a good old fashioned rub down with "Mr Muscle"...... :blushing02:

Not really no.

:mfromg:

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 03:44 PM

Clara; where were the Steam Trains? Did you have to go all the way to York?

I was visiting relatives in Stamford some years ago and was amazed to see Britannia [70000, to Oliver Cromwell's 70013] at Tempsford on the Nene Valley Railway.

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 04:04 PM

bobm, on Dec 27 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

We went up to York last year for our Christmas holiday. This year however we stayed very close to home and went to the Great Central Railway

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 04:07 PM

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 27 2009, 04:04 PM, said:

bobm, on Dec 27 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

We went up to York last year for our Christmas holiday. This year however we stayed very close to home and went to the Great Central Railway

You cant fool us Clara, you've over boiled your sprouts again......... :_)

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 04:09 PM

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 27 2009, 04:04 PM, said:

Cromwell_1.jpg

That's a great picture. I can smell that beast from here! :blushing02:

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 06:06 PM

Scribbler, on Dec 27 2009, 04:07 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Dec 27 2009, 04:04 PM, said:

Cromwell_2.jpg

You cant fool us Clara, you've over boiled your sprouts again......... :_)

I wasn't cooking!! Father-not-yet-in-law was doing all of the cooking. And wonderful sprouts they were too.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:14 PM

My hams are tight, tight, tight...however, yeole incredibly stiff left leg is responding, perhaps another week or two, then the rolling begins.

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 05:20 PM

I'm hyjacking this Thread, its too boring and no one looks in the Interesting thread.....

http://elfyourself.j...dB9DBpfztCglwnt

My legs ache now Gerry.....

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 10:22 AM

I had a lovely day yesterday - shopping at Demon Tweeks buying things for my boyfriends car. So many wonderful shiny things!!

Trouble is - I now want a racing seat type office chair. They were so comfortable.

Today I'm off to buy more parts for my train set.

Here's hoping I don't spend too much that I have to live off tinned beans for the rest of the month.

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 04:22 PM

Lemon squares for breakfast...so nutritious...yum :help:

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 05:11 PM

StillFingers, on Dec 30 2009, 04:22 PM, said:

Lemon squares for breakfast...so nutritious...yum :help:

Knowing you, I bet they were 6 foot square and you ate 4 of them........ :nono:

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:15 PM

What a boring beginning to 2010.. Doing paperwork.. :unsure:

and no Site working!! I was getting desperate for my run ins with GB, Clara, Hooplady, Catmint and Gerry!!
Have I missed anyone out?...... I thought it was my computer, but I hear it was GB........ He'd corrupted the files..

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:19 PM

Scribbler, on Jan 1 2010, 05:15 PM, said:

I hear it was GB........ He'd corrupted the files..

I plead Not Guilty to the charge, your honour! Let's see the evidence.

.........Anyway, my corrupting days are long gone. (sob)

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:23 PM

greybeard, on Jan 1 2010, 05:19 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Jan 1 2010, 05:15 PM, said:

I hear it was GB........ He'd corrupted the files..

I plead Not Guilty to the charge, your honour! Let's see the evidence.

.........Anyway, my corrupting days are long gone. (sob)

I only have one thing to say GB, "Ladies Wee Bottles"!!..... I rest my case.......

Merry Pason.... Attorney :unsure:

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:27 PM

Scribbler, on Jan 1 2010, 05:23 PM, said:

I only have one thing to say GB, "Ladies Wee Bottles"!!..... I rest my case.......

Ha! That's not as bad as raiding ladies washing lines, you old scoundrel. Is it?

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 11:04 PM

I'm Boring, Boring, Boring!! It's Official! :yawn:

Here's the proof:
I just looked at the 12 song album game listing the worst songs of 2009. I didn't recognise any of the song titles and none of the "artist".

Come to think of it, I couldn't name one song title from 2009 (good or bad). Actually the same probably goes for most of the past 15 years or so. Now that's really boring init kiddies?

Glad I missed all those shitty songs though.