[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Jan 16 2010, 01:05 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Jan 16 2010, 01:00 PM, said:

I'm so bored looking on PA pool, it takes ages sorting through profiles......

Want me to send Mrs GB over? She'd have you hopping about in no time! (She would probably also drive you insane - but that's a whole other issue )

She'd fall in love with me GB which would upset you, plus Clara would get jealous and run her over with her Steam Roller.....

Ok! How much have I got to send you to keep her there?...

Off to see Paul Carrack..... Night all!.....

[Maltese Cat]

Tetracyclone, on Jan 16 2010, 04:12 PM, said:

and exactly where is this field, please, and is it wheelchair accessible?

Afraid its accross the pond for you, but we could ship you over here, and get Guido to whizz you into the field on his quad bike....

[Tetracyclone]

Maltese Cat, on Jan 16 2010, 12:07 PM, said:

Tetracyclone, on Jan 16 2010, 04:12 PM, said:

and exactly where is this field, please, and is it wheelchair accessible?

Afraid its accross the pond for you, but we could ship you over here, and get Guido to whizz you into the field on his quad bike....

I'll have myself shot from the old cannon at Coney island, skip like a stone on my utterly flat backside, and land...
can he pick me up at the Minack Theatre. I see its a bit of a drive...

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbler, on Jan 16 2010, 04:38 PM, said:

Off to see Paul Carrack..... Night all!.....

You're off to see another man?! GB will be so upset!


Don't make too much noise on your way in please. You know how much of a light sleeper I am.

[Trinity]

Scribbler, on Jan 12 2010, 01:15 PM, said:

Trinity hasn't been seen for ages...

Was on holiday

[Maltese Cat]

Tetracyclone, on Jan 16 2010, 06:58 PM, said:

Maltese Cat, on Jan 16 2010, 12:07 PM, said:

Tetracyclone, on Jan 16 2010, 04:12 PM, said:

and exactly where is this field, please, and is it wheelchair accessible?

Afraid its accross the pond for you, but we could ship you over here, and get Guido to whizz you into the field on his quad bike....

I'll have myself shot from the old cannon at Coney island, skip like a stone on my utterly flat backside, and land...
can he pick me up at the Minack Theatre. I see its a bit of a drive...

Its ok, I have a great-aunt who lives just down the road from the Minack. She's mad as a hatter, and breeds tortoises. I'm sure you'll get on great.
Actually, the field's only in Southampton, so just point that cannon a hair's breadth further South, and you might even land right in it! Happy days!!

Hmmm... suddenly stuck in the middle of gripping thoughts about trajectories, and angles of something-or-other and other such delights of long ago physics lessons.... We are back in the incredibly boring thread!!

[Scribbler]

Trinity, on Jan 16 2010, 11:23 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Jan 12 2010, 01:15 PM, said:

Trinity hasn't been seen for ages...

Was on holiday

Have you been away from the Site Trin?.... No-one missed you...

(green with envy..)

[qbounce]

Yeah Trin, good to see you. And, back in one piece, I hope.

It's going to rain here for one solid week. WooooHoooo!!
We really need it.

[Hapahowlee]

Don't send it this way Bouncer . . . I need to work on my tan!!

According to the National Weather Service, which is always wrong, we are supposed to get some of it after it hits your place, but I'm hoping it stays way North of Phoenix.

I'll just keep singing . . .

[Travelling Blackbird]

StillFingers, on Jan 16 2010, 03:37 AM, said:

Travelling Blackbird, on Jan 15 2010, 04:34 PM, said:

My favourite tinned soup is mushroom.

(Scribs will understand)

Derek, do be careful, read those tinned mushroom soup labels carefully, avoiding the ones that have the word magic in the ingredients list, I hear they can make you see and do strange things There's a white rabbit around here somewhere...I know there is...I'll be back later, do they eat carrots...oh never mind, it's a silly parrot.

That's why my walls keep changing colour and my fingers keep crawling away from me... damn magic mushies! Thankfully I have you guys and gals to clue me in to these things.

I used to be a parrot but I'm cured now...cured now...cured now *squawk!* Want a cracker!

[Scribbler]

Okay TB.... Now get back in your cage like a good Parrot...

Its boring having diarrhea for 2 days!!! Anyone got a large cork?..

[ClaraTaylor]

Could probably make you a huge tampon with some cotton wool if that would help?

[Travelling Blackbird]

Scribbler, on Jan 18 2010, 01:21 PM, said:

Okay TB.... Now get back in your cage like a good Parrot...

Only if you promise not to throw a blanket over it to shut me up!

Scribbler, on Jan 18 2010, 01:21 PM, said:

Its boring having diarrhea for 2 days!!! Anyone got a large cork?..

Don't cork it! Then you'd be full of... yes, well, let's not finish that joke.

Sorry to hear your loo-bound. Keep hydrated!

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Jan 18 2010, 01:45 PM, said:

Could probably make you a huge tampon with some cotton wool if that would help?

What makes you think I need a huge one Clara?..... My bum isn't as big as yours.

Travelling Blackbird, on Jan 18 2010, 05:19 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Jan 18 2010, 01:21 PM, said:

Okay TB.... Now get back in your cage like a good Parrot...

Only if you promise not to throw a blanket over it to shut me up!

Scribbler, on Jan 18 2010, 01:21 PM, said:

Its boring having diarrhea for 2 days!!! Anyone got a large cork?..

Don't cork it! Then you'd be full of... yes, well, let's not finish that joke.

Sorry to hear your loo-bound. Keep hydrated!

I've just been on lots of fluids and bits of dry toast.... I'm so slim I'm afraid I'll slip down the side of my chair....

[ClaraTaylor]

This backside keeps me in employment!
Besides, we both know mine is more firmer than yours.

[qbounce]

Hapa, it's a full weeks worth of rain, so your more than liely to get some of it too, no matter how often you play that "Here Comes The Sun Tune." lol

Scribs, hope you'll feel better soon.

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Jan 18 2010, 07:29 PM, said:

This backside keeps me in employment!
Besides, we both know mine is more firmer than yours.

The only way I know your bum is firm Clara is because some soldiers told me.....

A whole Regiment......

Thanks Bouncer. I'll soon be as "Fit as a Butchers Dog!.....

[ClaraTaylor]

Or is that fit for a butchers dog?

I can't help it if the army employed me for six weeks as a sailing instructor and those gossiping old soldiers like to weave a story or three. Tell you what - theirs were rather enjoyable too.

[ClaraTaylor]

14 pages into my assignment.
I don't want to be an engineer any more!!

[spot]

It's rained a bit here in Central California, too. We need the rain, but if we get too much, the septic tank overflows and backs up the toilet.

So Scribs can't visit until he's better. (Hope you don't mind a newbie making fun of you.)

[Scribbler]

Clara should visit me while I'm sick but she's not even sent me an email today....... I'm heartbroken......

Changing my email address isn't hard, but informing people takes an age.... I'll have to cut down on my friends!! (Looks around the Forum)

Spot! we were all newbies once. I can take it on the chin. I get enough off everyone else, I get withdrawal symptoms if everyone stops......

[StillFingers]

It's cold rainy windy grey and I've run out of Dark Bounty bars

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbler, on Jan 19 2010, 06:43 PM, said:

Clara should visit me while I'm sick but she's not even sent me an email today....... I'm heartbroken......

Changing my email address isn't hard, but informing people takes an age.... I'll have to cut down on my friends!! (Looks around the Forum)

Spot! we were all newbies once. I can take it on the chin. I get enough off everyone else, I get withdrawal symptoms if everyone stops......

Sorry my dearest darling Scribs. I would have visited you but you told me not to come until the weather was warm enough for me to wear those skimpy tops you brought me.

I've just gotten home from work / college. I don't even have any energy to hunt down some chocolate for tea.

[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Jan 19 2010, 09:18 PM, said:

Sorry my dearest darling Scribs. I would have visited you but you told me not to come until the weather was warm enough for me to wear those skimpy tops you brought me.

Oh don't worry about that. He won't mind a bit if you if you turn up without your top.

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Jan 19 2010, 11:25 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Jan 19 2010, 09:18 PM, said:

Sorry my dearest darling Scribs. I would have visited you but you told me not to come until the weather was warm enough for me to wear those skimpy tops you brought me.

Oh don't worry about that. He won't mind a bit if you if you turn up without your top.

If she did that GB, I'd have to wear my protective eye goggles.. Clara would be "Bouncing" down my drive...

[greybeard]

Scribbler, on Jan 20 2010, 08:09 AM, said:

greybeard, on Jan 19 2010, 11:25 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Jan 19 2010, 09:18 PM, said:

Sorry my dearest darling Scribs. I would have visited you but you told me not to come until the weather was warm enough for me to wear those skimpy tops you brought me.

Oh don't worry about that. He won't mind a bit if you if you turn up without your top.

If she did that GB, I'd have to wear my protective eye goggles.. Clara would be "Bouncing" down my drive...

Well she has got magnificent breasts. She said so!

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Jan 20 2010, 09:26 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Jan 20 2010, 08:09 AM, said:

greybeard, on Jan 19 2010, 11:25 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Jan 19 2010, 09:18 PM, said:

Sorry my dearest darling Scribs. I would have visited you but you told me not to come until the weather was warm enough for me to wear those skimpy tops you brought me.

Oh don't worry about that. He won't mind a bit if you if you turn up without your top.

If she did that GB, I'd have to wear my protective eye goggles.. Clara would be "Bouncing" down my drive...

Well she has got magnificent breasts. She said so!

Your correct GB. She tells everyone how magnificent they are; I wonder if its all talk?... We need visual proof!!

[greybeard]

In an attempt to bring this thread back on topic, as you see them all over the place these days, I'm utterly bored stiff of looking at voluptuous young ladies' breasts. (Mind you I do have my fingers crossed behind my back as I type this blatant lie! )


Now then, now She's popped out to the shops, where did She leave that lingerie catalogue?

This post has been edited by greybeard: 20 January 2010 - 12:22 PM

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Jan 20 2010, 12:22 PM, said:

In an attempt to bring this thread back on topic, as you see them all over the place these days, I'm utterly bored stiff of looking at voluptuous young ladies' breasts. (Mind you I do have my fingers crossed behind my back as I type this blatant lie! )


Now then, now She's popped out to the shops, where did She leave that lingerie catalogue?

Wow GB!.... Are you buying yourself some new Lingerie?.....
This thread is getting to exciting for me. and think of poor Clara. Such a sweet, innocent young girl...

(Sniggering to myself)

[Tetracyclone]

GB,
My condolences. I can think of few thing more boring that looking at young ladies' breasts. One, two, they all have them, just the same. Big, small, but they are all stuck on the same part of the chest.

Have you thought of watching for birds out the window? They only have one breast, so the mathematically impaired are not challenged...

This post has been edited by Tetracyclone: 20 January 2010 - 06:31 PM