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[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 07:21 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 20 2010, 05:40 PM, said:

I wasn't looking at your magnificent chest Clara, I was looking deep into your beautiful eyes......

When are you visiting me again Clara? I hope you don't keep me waiting too long; playing hard to get!! .

I only have a sister in New Zealand and another in Wales. Which shall we visit together; along with 'Little Olga' of course, who you know..

Which shall we visit together? Why not visit both of them together!! *insert big grin here*

I survived the evening / morning with the family. Spent all afternoon chopping up wood for the steam roller... alas no steaming it up today. Maybe next week.

And now... for a hot and soapy shower!

Lets do the hot and soapy shower together Clara!......*Insert wicked naughty grin here*

[StillFingers]

It's getting kinda steamy in here, can't see through the shower door

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbler, on Mar 21 2010, 07:29 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 07:21 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 20 2010, 05:40 PM, said:

I wasn't looking at your magnificent chest Clara, I was looking deep into your beautiful eyes......

When are you visiting me again Clara? I hope you don't keep me waiting too long; playing hard to get!! .

I only have a sister in New Zealand and another in Wales. Which shall we visit together; along with 'Little Olga' of course, who you know..

Which shall we visit together? Why not visit both of them together!! *insert big grin here*

I survived the evening / morning with the family. Spent all afternoon chopping up wood for the steam roller... alas no steaming it up today. Maybe next week.

And now... for a hot and soapy shower!

Lets do the hot and soapy shower together Clara!......*Insert wicked naughty grin here*

Just promise to keep that bar of soap to yourself this time. I don't care how flexible you are certain things just never need to be shown to another person regardless of how intimate they are together!

[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 10:43 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 21 2010, 07:29 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 07:21 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 20 2010, 05:40 PM, said:

I wasn't looking at your magnificent chest Clara, I was looking deep into your beautiful eyes......

When are you visiting me again Clara? I hope you don't keep me waiting too long; playing hard to get!! .

I only have a sister in New Zealand and another in Wales. Which shall we visit together; along with 'Little Olga' of course, who you know..

Which shall we visit together? Why not visit both of them together!! *insert big grin here*

I survived the evening / morning with the family. Spent all afternoon chopping up wood for the steam roller... alas no steaming it up today. Maybe next week.

And now... for a hot and soapy shower!

Lets do the hot and soapy shower together Clara!......*Insert wicked naughty grin here*

Just promise to keep that bar of soap to yourself this time. I don't care how flexible you are certain things just never need to be shown to another person regardless of how intimate they are together!

Clara!  What are you trying to do to the poor old sod?  Kill him off?

[ClaraTaylor]

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:01 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 10:43 PM, said:

Just promise to keep that bar of soap to yourself this time. I don't care how flexible you are certain things just never need to be shown to another person regardless of how intimate they are together!

Clara! What are you trying to do to the poor old sod? Kill him off?

I'm not doing anything / okay very little / okay much to him!
It's what he does to Little Olga and I that you should be worried about.

[greybeard]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 11:06 PM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:01 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 10:43 PM, said:

Just promise to keep that bar of soap to yourself this time. I don't care how flexible you are certain things just never need to be shown to another person regardless of how intimate they are together!

Clara! What are you trying to do to the poor old sod? Kill him off?

I'm not doing anything / okay very little / okay much to him!
It's what he does to Little Olga and I that you should be worried about.

Oh I'm not worried.  If he's determined to finish himself off, there are worse ways to choose than frolicking to excess with far younger women.

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:13 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 11:06 PM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:01 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 10:43 PM, said:

Just promise to keep that bar of soap to yourself this time. I don't care how flexible you are certain things just never need to be shown to another person regardless of how intimate they are together!

Clara! What are you trying to do to the poor old sod? Kill him off?

I'm not doing anything / okay very little / okay much to him!
It's what he does to Little Olga and I that you should be worried about.

Oh I'm not worried.  If he's determined to finish himself off, there are worse ways to choose than frolicking to excess with far younger women.

Help!!! .... Someone get me out this shower......... Everythings gone wrinkled....

[greybeard]

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 08:52 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:13 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 11:06 PM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:01 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 10:43 PM, said:

Just promise to keep that bar of soap to yourself this time. I don't care how flexible you are certain things just never need to be shown to another person regardless of how intimate they are together!

Clara! What are you trying to do to the poor old sod? Kill him off?

I'm not doing anything / okay very little / okay much to him!
It's what he does to Little Olga and I that you should be worried about.

Oh I'm not worried.  If he's determined to finish himself off, there are worse ways to choose than frolicking to excess with far younger women.

Help!!! .... Someone get me out this shower......... Everythings gone wrinkled....

What?  You mean it wasn't wrinkled before you got in?  Who're you trying to kid?  

By the way, I'm impressed that you can still see it!!!  

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Mar 22 2010, 10:31 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 08:52 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:13 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 11:06 PM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:01 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 10:43 PM, said:

Just promise to keep that bar of soap to yourself this time. I don't care how flexible you are certain things just never need to be shown to another person regardless of how intimate they are together!

Clara! What are you trying to do to the poor old sod? Kill him off?

I'm not doing anything / okay very little / okay much to him!
It's what he does to Little Olga and I that you should be worried about.

Oh I'm not worried.  If he's determined to finish himself off, there are worse ways to choose than frolicking to excess with far younger women.

Help!!! .... Someone get me out this shower......... Everythings gone wrinkled....

What?  You mean it wasn't wrinkled before you got in?  Who're you trying to kid?  

By the way, I'm impressed that you can still see it!!!  

Of course I can see my toes GB, my belly isn't as big as yours... *naughty grin*

PS. Why is it this Boring Thread is the most interesting? Its the first Thread I read.

[greybeard]

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 10:55 AM, said:

PS. Why is it this Boring Thread is the most interesting?

Because we are just boring people trying to make life interesting?

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Mar 22 2010, 12:40 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 10:55 AM, said:

PS. Why is it this Boring Thread is the most interesting?

Because we are just boring people trying to make life interesting?

I've not come across anyone boring on this site GB. I blame it all on that cheeky young lady named Clara; she needs her bottom smacking... But only gently..

[DannyR]

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 08:52 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:13 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 11:06 PM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:01 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 10:43 PM, said:

Just promise to keep that bar of soap to yourself this time. I don't care how flexible you are certain things just never need to be shown to another person regardless of how intimate they are together!

Clara! What are you trying to do to the poor old sod? Kill him off?

I'm not doing anything / okay very little / okay much to him!
It's what he does to Little Olga and I that you should be worried about.

Oh I'm not worried.  If he's determined to finish himself off, there are worse ways to choose than frolicking to excess with far younger women.

Help!!! .... Someone get me out this shower......... Everythings gone wrinkled....

Ran out of hot water didn't you?

[greybeard]

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 01:58 PM, said:

 Clara; she needs her bottom smacking...   But only gently..

Needs, or wants?

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Mar 22 2010, 04:22 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 01:58 PM, said:

 Clara; she needs her bottom smacking...   But only gently..

Needs, or wants?

I think she'll need it rubbing tonight GB, she went to work on her bike; no stabilisers. ...

She's such a plucky girl, but the saddle hurt her bottom; any printable suggestions GB?

She'll kill me when she reads this...

Edited by Scribbler, 22 March 2010 - 05:52 PM.

[ClaraTaylor]

greybeard, on Mar 22 2010, 10:31 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 08:52 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:13 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 11:06 PM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 21 2010, 11:01 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 21 2010, 10:43 PM, said:

Just promise to keep that bar of soap to yourself this time. I don't care how flexible you are certain things just never need to be shown to another person regardless of how intimate they are together!

Clara! What are you trying to do to the poor old sod? Kill him off?

I'm not doing anything / okay very little / okay much to him!
It's what he does to Little Olga and I that you should be worried about.

Oh I'm not worried.  If he's determined to finish himself off, there are worse ways to choose than frolicking to excess with far younger women.

Help!!! .... Someone get me out this shower......... Everythings gone wrinkled....

What?  You mean it wasn't wrinkled before you got in?  Who're you trying to kid?  

By the way, I'm impressed that you can still see it!!!  

I told you he was flexible!

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 05:52 PM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 22 2010, 04:22 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 01:58 PM, said:

 Clara; she needs her bottom smacking...   But only gently..

Needs, or wants?

I think she'll need it rubbing tonight GB, she went to work on her bike; no stabilisers. ...

She's such a plucky girl, but the saddle hurt her bottom; any printable suggestions GB?

She'll kill me when she reads this...

Please be gentle with my bottom for it is rather tender right now. I have successfully cycled to and from work (roughly 1.1 miles each way*) and to the hospital and back (roughly 1.2 miles each way*) without falling off or drowning in any of the pot holes!!
The doctor was very impressed at my latest attempt to beat the fact that I could never walk that far regardless of how many sticks I had
(One stick good, two sticks better, three sticks??)
And I think everyone at work was just impressed that I made it back alive!
Once I'm cycling I'm fine, I just need to remember to visually check that my leg has gone where I want it too (i.e. on the kerb as I stop at roundabouts) as I had a few close shaves!

*mileage does not counter in the wobbling which probably added another mile.

[StillFingers]

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

[ClaraTaylor]

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:24 PM, said:

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

Tighten up my what? Wallet on the fuel money I save?

[StillFingers]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:24 PM, said:

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

Tighten up my what? Wallet on the fuel money I save?

Erm...I was thinking bout your lovely gluteus maximus...but I guess your wallet's okay tooo.

[ClaraTaylor]

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:32 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:24 PM, said:

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

Tighten up my what? Wallet on the fuel money I save?

Erm...I was thinking bout your lovely gluteus maximus...but I guess your wallet's okay tooo.

I'd need to cycle the length of England twice for that!!

[Tetracyclone]

I'm only a voyeur here, but i'm of the opinion you all have better sex lives without being in the same town than most who stay in the same room together.

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 06:37 PM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:32 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:24 PM, said:

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

Tighten up my what? Wallet on the fuel money I save?

Erm...I was thinking bout your lovely gluteus maximus...but I guess your wallet's okay tooo.

I'd need to cycle the length of England twice for that!!

*Muffled Voice*. .. (I'm hiding in the wardrobe; she'll never find me here)

[DannyR]

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 06:51 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 06:37 PM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:32 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:24 PM, said:

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

Tighten up my what? Wallet on the fuel money I save?

Erm...I was thinking bout your lovely gluteus maximus...but I guess your wallet's okay tooo.

I'd need to cycle the length of England twice for that!!

*Muffled Voice*. .. (I'm hiding in the wardrobe; she'll never find me here)

That's the first place they look in the movies. Get behind the curtains nobody ever checks the curtains.

[ClaraTaylor]

Tetracyclone, on Mar 22 2010, 06:50 PM, said:

I'm only a voyeur here, but i'm of the opinion you all have better sex lives without being in the same town than most who stay in the same room together.

It's the best way to be! Nip over for an intense weekend of passion then return home for five days of not having to listen to him snoring at night (got to give him time to recover somehow!)

[Scribbler]

Tetracyclone, on Mar 22 2010, 06:50 PM, said:

I'm only a voyeur here, but i'm of the opinion you all have better sex lives without being in the same town than most who stay in the same room together.

Your right Tetra, and have you noticed its always that naughty young Clara who starts it; she's wearing us guys out!!

DannyR, on Mar 22 2010, 07:54 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 06:51 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 06:37 PM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:32 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:24 PM, said:

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

Tighten up my what? Wallet on the fuel money I save?

Erm...I was thinking bout your lovely gluteus maximus...but I guess your wallet's okay tooo.

I'd need to cycle the length of England twice for that!!

*Muffled Voice*. .. (I'm hiding in the wardrobe; she'll never find me here)

That's the first place they look in the movies. Get behind the curtains nobody ever checks the curtains.

Damn! Your right, I should have hidden behind them curtains; she wouldn't have noticed my wheels sticking out.

I'm coming out the wardrobe now she's gone to work; I was getting hung up on her 20 pair of dungerees....

Edited by Scribbler, 23 March 2010 - 09:45 AM.

[DannyR]

Would like to help you out there Mike but gotta go pay some bills. They just keep coming don't understand it don't they know I can't work anymore. Here is a quick fix diguise yourself as a curtain and set nonchalantly in a corner away from the lamps.

[Scribbler]

Danny. If I get Bills I just send them back and tell tham Bill doesn't live here...... Now I'm a pair of curtains I'd better pull myself together - - Boom! Boom!

[DannyR]

Scribbler, on Mar 23 2010, 11:02 AM, said:

Danny. If I get Bills I just send them back and tell tham Bill doesn't live here...... Now I'm a pair of curtains I'd better pull myself together - - Boom! Boom!

Pssst is dark back there?

[Scribbler]

DannyR, on Mar 23 2010, 04:19 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 23 2010, 11:02 AM, said:

Danny. If I get Bills I just send them back and tell tham Bill doesn't live here...... Now I'm a pair of curtains I'd better pull myself together - - Boom! Boom!

Pssst is dark back there?

Shhh! Clara will be home soon, plus Sprout might tell on us.

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbler, on Mar 23 2010, 04:43 PM, said:

Shhh! Clara will be home soon, plus Sprout might tell on us.

Scribbs my sweet, most people don't remove all of the curtains in the house /apart/ from the pair you're hiding behind.

Love you lots x x x