[Tetracyclone]

I'm only a voyeur here, but i'm of the opinion you all have better sex lives without being in the same town than most who stay in the same room together.

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 06:37 PM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:32 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:24 PM, said:

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

Tighten up my what? Wallet on the fuel money I save?

Erm...I was thinking bout your lovely gluteus maximus...but I guess your wallet's okay tooo.

I'd need to cycle the length of England twice for that!!

*Muffled Voice*. .. (I'm hiding in the wardrobe; she'll never find me here)

[DannyR]

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 06:51 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 06:37 PM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:32 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:24 PM, said:

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

Tighten up my what? Wallet on the fuel money I save?

Erm...I was thinking bout your lovely gluteus maximus...but I guess your wallet's okay tooo.

I'd need to cycle the length of England twice for that!!

*Muffled Voice*. .. (I'm hiding in the wardrobe; she'll never find me here)

That's the first place they look in the movies. Get behind the curtains nobody ever checks the curtains.

[ClaraTaylor]

Tetracyclone, on Mar 22 2010, 06:50 PM, said:

I'm only a voyeur here, but i'm of the opinion you all have better sex lives without being in the same town than most who stay in the same room together.

It's the best way to be! Nip over for an intense weekend of passion then return home for five days of not having to listen to him snoring at night (got to give him time to recover somehow!)

[Scribbler]

Tetracyclone, on Mar 22 2010, 06:50 PM, said:

I'm only a voyeur here, but i'm of the opinion you all have better sex lives without being in the same town than most who stay in the same room together.

Your right Tetra, and have you noticed its always that naughty young Clara who starts it; she's wearing us guys out!!

DannyR, on Mar 22 2010, 07:54 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 22 2010, 06:51 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 06:37 PM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:32 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 22 2010, 06:24 PM, said:

Clara, very impressive, keep cycling it will eventually help tighten up your

Tighten up my what? Wallet on the fuel money I save?

Erm...I was thinking bout your lovely gluteus maximus...but I guess your wallet's okay tooo.

I'd need to cycle the length of England twice for that!!

*Muffled Voice*. .. (I'm hiding in the wardrobe; she'll never find me here)

That's the first place they look in the movies. Get behind the curtains nobody ever checks the curtains.

Damn! Your right, I should have hidden behind them curtains; she wouldn't have noticed my wheels sticking out.

I'm coming out the wardrobe now she's gone to work; I was getting hung up on her 20 pair of dungerees....

This post has been edited by Scribbler: 23 March 2010 - 09:45 AM

[DannyR]

Would like to help you out there Mike but gotta go pay some bills. They just keep coming don't understand it don't they know I can't work anymore. Here is a quick fix diguise yourself as a curtain and set nonchalantly in a corner away from the lamps.

[Scribbler]

Danny. If I get Bills I just send them back and tell tham Bill doesn't live here...... Now I'm a pair of curtains I'd better pull myself together - - Boom! Boom!

[DannyR]

Scribbler, on Mar 23 2010, 11:02 AM, said:

Danny. If I get Bills I just send them back and tell tham Bill doesn't live here...... Now I'm a pair of curtains I'd better pull myself together - - Boom! Boom!

Pssst is dark back there?

[Scribbler]

DannyR, on Mar 23 2010, 04:19 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 23 2010, 11:02 AM, said:

Danny. If I get Bills I just send them back and tell tham Bill doesn't live here...... Now I'm a pair of curtains I'd better pull myself together - - Boom! Boom!

Pssst is dark back there?

Shhh! Clara will be home soon, plus Sprout might tell on us.

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbler, on Mar 23 2010, 04:43 PM, said:

Shhh! Clara will be home soon, plus Sprout might tell on us.

Scribbs my sweet, most people don't remove all of the curtains in the house /apart/ from the pair you're hiding behind.

Love you lots x x x

[mellowgator]

i hear a train a coming, coming down the track.

[spot]

I am so confused, as usual. Curtains? Trains? Scribs and Clara? Who's "Sprout"?

[ClaraTaylor]

spot, on Mar 24 2010, 03:38 AM, said:

I am so confused, as usual. Curtains? Trains? Scribs and Clara? Who's "Sprout"?

I've got a train set if that counts? It's on the dining room table (sorry mum)
Sprout is my lovebird aka small high pitched very loud parrot currently eating his toast
Scribs and Clara... I'll let Scribs explain that one.

Have a nice day everyone.

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 24 2010, 07:20 AM, said:

spot, on Mar 24 2010, 03:38 AM, said:

I am so confused, as usual. Curtains? Trains? Scribs and Clara? Who's "Sprout"?

I've got a train set if that counts? It's on the dining room table (sorry mum)
Sprout is my lovebird aka small high pitched very loud parrot currently eating his toast
Scribs and Clara... I'll let Scribs explain that one.

Have a nice day everyone.

Clara is my 'Love Bird' and I am her Number 2 Boyfriend...
This is Sprout...

[graphic]

What I want to know is why Clara's bum should have found it's way onto the Incredibly Boring Thread??? NOT FAIR!!! Ignore them all Clara, I'm sure it's a lovely bum.

This post has been edited by graphic: 24 March 2010 - 12:29 PM

[greybeard]

spot, on Mar 24 2010, 03:38 AM, said:

I am so confused, as usual. Curtains?  

I think you might know them as window drapes, but I'm not sure

[greybeard]

graphic, on Mar 24 2010, 11:52 AM, said:

What I want to know is why Clara's bum should have found it's way onto the Incredibly Boring Thread??? NOT FAIR!!! Ignore them all Clara, I'm sure it's a lovely bum.  

How come Scribs is the only one to get closely acquainted with it while we are all denied the privilege?   Where are the photos?   Is it just because we are all so much younger than Scribs?   It's nothing but blatant ageist discrimination, init .   

[ClaraTaylor]

greybeard, on Mar 24 2010, 01:06 PM, said:

graphic, on Mar 24 2010, 11:52 AM, said:

What I want to know is why Clara's bum should have found it's way onto the Incredibly Boring Thread??? NOT FAIR!!! Ignore them all Clara, I'm sure it's a lovely bum.  

How come Scribs is the only one to get closely acquainted with it while we are all denied the privilege?   Where are the photos?   Is it just because we are all so much younger than Scribs?   It's nothing but blatant ageist discrimination, init .   

I have a wonderful rump, but I can't work out how to take a rump shot on my camera for you. Perhaps Scribs will when I see him next.

You're younger than Scribs?? He told me you were 32!! Don't lie about such things Greybeard. Everyone here knows that Scribs is 27.

[greybeard]

No No. Youve reversed the numbers. I'm 23 and he's 72.

[DannyR]

I was always told to pick a number you like and stick with it so I am still 21.Legal age to drink. drunk:

[edlee]

greybeard, on Mar 24 2010, 09:32 AM, said:

No No. Youve reversed the numbers. I'm 23 and he's 72.

Dyslexia strikes the thread.. Oh no!!!
ed

[greybeard]

edlee, on Mar 25 2010, 01:49 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 24 2010, 09:32 AM, said:

No No. Youve reversed the numbers. I'm 23 and he's 72.

Dyslexia strikes the thread.. Oh no!!!
ed

More like senile decay.

[ClaraTaylor]

greybeard, on Mar 24 2010, 01:32 PM, said:

No No. Youve reversed the numbers. I'm 23 and he's 72.

My mistake. You always act so mature I instantly thought that you were the oldest one.

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 25 2010, 07:37 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 24 2010, 01:32 PM, said:

No No. Youve reversed the numbers. I'm 23 and he's 72.

My mistake. You always act so mature I instantly thought that you were the oldest one.

Shouldn't that word be 'Manure' Clara......

[greybeard]

Scribbler, on Mar 25 2010, 10:18 AM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 25 2010, 07:37 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 24 2010, 01:32 PM, said:

No No. Youve reversed the numbers. I'm 23 and he's 72.

My mistake. You always act so mature I instantly thought that you were the oldest one.

Shouldn't that word be 'Manure' Clara......

Ooooh!  You bitch, Scribs.  I resemble that.

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Mar 25 2010, 11:53 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 25 2010, 10:18 AM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 25 2010, 07:37 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 24 2010, 01:32 PM, said:

No No. Youve reversed the numbers. I'm 23 and he's 72.

My mistake. You always act so mature I instantly thought that you were the oldest one.

Shouldn't that word be 'Manure' Clara......

Ooooh!  You bitch, Scribs.  I resemble that.

I can be so naughty cant I GB.. I bet you make the Rhubarb grow....

[DannyR]

Somebody planting a garden? Should I be wearing boots? Why do I enjoy reading this thread so much? Some many questions!

[Scribbler]

DannyR, on Mar 27 2010, 03:15 PM, said:

Somebody planting a garden? Should I be wearing boots? Why do I enjoy reading this thread so much? Some many questions!

Because the Beautiful Clare makes it so interesting....

[DannyR]

Scribbler, on Mar 27 2010, 03:17 PM, said:

DannyR, on Mar 27 2010, 03:15 PM, said:

Somebody planting a garden? Should I be wearing boots? Why do I enjoy reading this thread so much? Some many questions!

Because the Beautiful Clare makes it so interesting....

True! She oversees the whole the whole thing doesn't she?

[Scribbler]

DannyR, on Mar 27 2010, 03:21 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 27 2010, 03:17 PM, said:

DannyR, on Mar 27 2010, 03:15 PM, said:

Somebody planting a garden? Should I be wearing boots? Why do I enjoy reading this thread so much? Some many questions!

Because the Beautiful Clare makes it so interesting....

True! She oversees the whole the whole thing doesn't she?

She's really in charge of everything, and a lovely person; I had the honour of meeting her for the day; on "Valentines Day"!!!.......