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[ClaraTaylor]

Make sure you bring the fruit xx xx

[StillFingers]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 27 2010, 12:49 PM, said:

Make sure you bring the fruit xx xx

Bring your camera also Mike, we gotta have pictures, Clara bathing in custard

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StillFingers, on Mar 27 2010, 01:23 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 27 2010, 12:49 PM, said:

Make sure you bring the fruit xx xx

Bring your camera also Mike, we gotta have pictures, Clara bathing in custard

O.K., now I have the mental picture of at least one female and possibly several males, squirming around in custard like a bunch of eels in muddy water. Interesting picture. I wonder if a wildlife documentary could be made of this.

[DannyR]

spot, on Mar 28 2010, 03:14 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 27 2010, 01:23 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 27 2010, 12:49 PM, said:

Make sure you bring the fruit xx xx

Bring your camera also Mike, we gotta have pictures, Clara bathing in custard

O.K., now I have the mental picture of at least one female and possibly several males, squirming around in custard like a bunch of eels in muddy water. Interesting picture. I wonder if a wildlife documentary could be made of this.

Interesting thought. I wonder what the title would be?

[DannyR]

Big winner at poker last night. That's right walked away with 12 big ones. 12 dollars U.S. At this rate in just 1 month I will have enough money to take my wife out for dinner.

[Scribbler]

I wish someone would buy that member a Sit-Ski, I keep seeing it every day. I'll donate 5p... And a tin of Custard I've got spare..

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbs sweetheart will you be an absolute angel and come over and rub my back pleaasee. I'll even let you use the oil you insist I keep in the fridge.

[StillFingers]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 28 2010, 01:12 PM, said:

Scribbs sweetheart will you be an absolute angel and come over and rub my back pleaasee. I'll even let you use the oil you insist I keep in the fridge.

I sure hope Mike warms that oil up just a bit before application, or is that a British custom I've not heard about?

[Scribbler]

StillFingers, on Mar 28 2010, 09:06 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 28 2010, 01:12 PM, said:

Scribbs sweetheart will you be an absolute angel and come over and rub my back pleaasee. I'll even let you use the oil you insist I keep in the fridge.

I sure hope Mike warms that oil up just a bit before application, or is that a British custom I've not heard about?

Its one of Clara's fetishes. She loves nothing better than some Duckhams Multigrade Oil rubbed on her back; she thinks she's a Steam Roller....

[greybeard]

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 09:23 AM, said:

Its one of Clara's fetishes. She loves nothing better than some Duckhams Multigrade Oil rubbed on her back; she thinks she's a Steam Roller....

......What do you mean? That she's likely to flatten anyone who gets in her way ?

[Scribbler]

greybeard, on Mar 29 2010, 10:05 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 09:23 AM, said:

Its one of Clara's fetishes. She loves nothing better than some Duckhams Multigrade Oil rubbed on her back; she thinks she's a Steam Roller....

......What do you mean? That she's likely to flatten anyone who gets in her way ?

She wont flatten me GB, but she does pin me down when her steam pressure rises....

[guido]

Well just remember the apparelyzed.com calendar when you're in the custard tub. That will be a good February Valentine month!!!

[Scribbler]

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 03:53 PM, said:

Well just remember the apparelyzed.com calendar when you're in the custard tub. That will be a good February Valentine month!!!

I agree! What a picture, Clara in Custard; do you think Birds would sponsor it?
Should it be warm or cold Custard?

[ClaraTaylor]

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 09:23 AM, said:

Its one of Clara's fetishes. She loves nothing better than some Duckhams Multigrade Oil rubbed on her back; she thinks she's a Steam Roller....

Scribs is ever so good at polishing my brass name plate

[Scribbler]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 29 2010, 06:30 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 09:23 AM, said:

Its one of Clara's fetishes. She loves nothing better than some Duckhams Multigrade Oil rubbed on her back; she thinks she's a Steam Roller....

Scribs is ever so good at polishing my brass name plate

And I did your headlights Clara, don't forget...

[guido]

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 06:56 PM, said:

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 03:53 PM, said:

Well just remember the apparelyzed.com calendar when you're in the custard tub. That will be a good February Valentine month!!!

I agree! What a picture, Clara in Custard; do you think Birds would sponsor it?
Should it be warm or cold Custard?

Sorry to be a boy, but it's a bit obvious whether it should be hot or cold custard, isn't it, Scibbs?!!?! When they're cold....

[Loving Him]

does anyone watch breaking bad? love it! o gosh, that may be to exciting for this..lol

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Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 03:40 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 29 2010, 10:05 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 09:23 AM, said:

Its one of Clara's fetishes. She loves nothing better than some Duckhams Multigrade Oil rubbed on her back; she thinks she's a Steam Roller....

......What do you mean? That she's likely to flatten anyone who gets in her way ?

She wont flatten me GB, but she does pin me down when her steam pressure rises....

Watch the pressure and make sure the pressure relief valve is working. She may do damage if she explodes.

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 01:07 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 06:56 PM, said:

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 03:53 PM, said:

Well just remember the apparelyzed.com calendar when you're in the custard tub. That will be a good February Valentine month!!!

I agree! What a picture, Clara in Custard; do you think Birds would sponsor it?
Should it be warm or cold Custard?

Sorry to be a boy, but it's a bit obvious whether it should be hot or cold custard, isn't it, Scibbs?!!?! When they're cold....

It depends on whether he is in there with her. When guys get cold...

[Scribbler]

spot, on Mar 30 2010, 03:12 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 03:40 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 29 2010, 10:05 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 09:23 AM, said:

Its one of Clara's fetishes. She loves nothing better than some Duckhams Multigrade Oil rubbed on her back; she thinks she's a Steam Roller....

......What do you mean? That she's likely to flatten anyone who gets in her way ?

She wont flatten me GB, but she does pin me down when her steam pressure rises....

Watch the pressure and make sure the pressure relief valve is working. She may do damage if she explodes.

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 01:07 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 06:56 PM, said:

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 03:53 PM, said:

Well just remember the apparelyzed.com calendar when you're in the custard tub. That will be a good February Valentine month!!!

I agree! What a picture, Clara in Custard; do you think Birds would sponsor it?
Should it be warm or cold Custard?

Sorry to be a boy, but it's a bit obvious whether it should be hot or cold custard, isn't it, Scibbs?!!?! When they're cold....

It depends on whether he is in there with her. When guys get cold...

I'm just the Custard Lifeguard; I sit at the side in case of emergencies......

[DannyR]

Scribbler, on Mar 30 2010, 08:46 AM, said:

spot, on Mar 30 2010, 03:12 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 03:40 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 29 2010, 10:05 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 09:23 AM, said:

Its one of Clara's fetishes. She loves nothing better than some Duckhams Multigrade Oil rubbed on her back; she thinks she's a Steam Roller....

......What do you mean? That she's likely to flatten anyone who gets in her way ?

She wont flatten me GB, but she does pin me down when her steam pressure rises....

Watch the pressure and make sure the pressure relief valve is working. She may do damage if she explodes.

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 01:07 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 06:56 PM, said:

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 03:53 PM, said:

Well just remember the apparelyzed.com calendar when you're in the custard tub. That will be a good February Valentine month!!!

I agree! What a picture, Clara in Custard; do you think Birds would sponsor it?
Should it be warm or cold Custard?

Sorry to be a boy, but it's a bit obvious whether it should be hot or cold custard, isn't it, Scibbs?!!?! When they're cold....

It depends on whether he is in there with her. When guys get cold...

I'm just the Custard Lifeguard; I sit at the side in case of emergencies......

If you are the lifeguard who is keeping an on you?

[Scribbler]

DannyR, on Mar 30 2010, 02:37 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 30 2010, 08:46 AM, said:

spot, on Mar 30 2010, 03:12 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 03:40 AM, said:

greybeard, on Mar 29 2010, 10:05 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 09:23 AM, said:

Its one of Clara's fetishes. She loves nothing better than some Duckhams Multigrade Oil rubbed on her back; she thinks she's a Steam Roller....

......What do you mean? That she's likely to flatten anyone who gets in her way ?

She wont flatten me GB, but she does pin me down when her steam pressure rises....

Watch the pressure and make sure the pressure relief valve is working. She may do damage if she explodes.

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 01:07 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Mar 29 2010, 06:56 PM, said:

guido, on Mar 29 2010, 03:53 PM, said:

Well just remember the apparelyzed.com calendar when you're in the custard tub. That will be a good February Valentine month!!!

I agree! What a picture, Clara in Custard; do you think Birds would sponsor it?
Should it be warm or cold Custard?

Sorry to be a boy, but it's a bit obvious whether it should be hot or cold custard, isn't it, Scibbs?!!?! When they're cold....

It depends on whether he is in there with her. When guys get cold...

I'm just the Custard Lifeguard; I sit at the side in case of emergencies......

If you are the lifeguard who is keeping an eye on you?

Look!..... I've even got an extra tin of Custard, just in case Clara's dignity is compromised....

[StillFingers]

Canned custard...heck I'd be making it from scratch if Clara was going to bathe in it!
I'm really disappointed Mike, I guess it would do in a pinch...but

[greybeard]

He's just too busy warming up a couple of spoons, just in case anything needs spooning back in.

Edited by greybeard, 30 March 2010 - 04:42 PM.

[Scribbler]

I'll tell you what guys. I wish I'd emptied that Tin; it was ruddy heavy to hold up and take a webcam shot of myself....

I'd need ladles GB, I don't think there's a spoon big enough; I checked with my own eyes.....

Edited by Scribbler, 30 March 2010 - 05:44 PM.

[ClaraTaylor]

StillFingers, on Mar 30 2010, 05:07 PM, said:

Canned custard...heck I'd be making it from scratch if Clara was going to bathe in it!
I'm really disappointed Mike, I guess it would do in a pinch...but

*Quiet sobbing in the custard* I thought I was being paranoid at first when he insisted on buying canned custard, I thought it was silly of me to feel upset when he spooned it back into the can to save for Sunday (his friends are visiting for a nice Easter Roast and he wanted to serve up some spotted dick and custard for afters). I certainly didn't know what to think when he insisted on personally making sure that I got ever little dribble of custard off my now ever so delicate skin (work wouldn't have understood). Scribs tells me that rubbing strawberries and bananas on my skin was the best way to get the custard off. He was ever so attentive (even if he did have to adjust that little web camera several times).

[guido]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 30 2010, 10:47 PM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 30 2010, 05:07 PM, said:

Canned custard...heck I'd be making it from scratch if Clara was going to bathe in it!
I'm really disappointed Mike, I guess it would do in a pinch...but

*Quiet sobbing in the custard* I thought I was being paranoid at first when he insisted on buying canned custard, I thought it was silly of me to feel upset when he spooned it back into the can to save for Sunday (his friends are visiting for a nice Easter Roast and he wanted to serve up some spotted dick and custard for afters). I certainly didn't know what to think when he insisted on personally making sure that I got ever little dribble of custard off my now ever so delicate skin (work wouldn't have understood). Scribs tells me that rubbing strawberries and bananas on my skin was the best way to get the custard off. He was ever so attentive (even if he did have to adjust that little web camera several times).

[DannyR]

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 30 2010, 09:47 PM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 30 2010, 05:07 PM, said:

Canned custard...heck I'd be making it from scratch if Clara was going to bathe in it!
I'm really disappointed Mike, I guess it would do in a pinch...but

*Quiet sobbing in the custard* I thought I was being paranoid at first when he insisted on buying canned custard, I thought it was silly of me to feel upset when he spooned it back into the can to save for Sunday (his friends are visiting for a nice Easter Roast and he wanted to serve up some spotted dick and custard for afters). I certainly didn't know what to think when he insisted on personally making sure that I got ever little dribble of custard off my now ever so delicate skin (work wouldn't have understood). Scribs tells me that rubbing strawberries and bananas on my skin was the best way to get the custard off. He was ever so attentive (even if he did have to adjust that little web camera several times).

Scibbs talents are endless

[Scribbler]

DannyR, on Mar 30 2010, 11:52 PM, said:

ClaraTaylor, on Mar 30 2010, 09:47 PM, said:

StillFingers, on Mar 30 2010, 05:07 PM, said:

Canned custard...heck I'd be making it from scratch if Clara was going to bathe in it!
I'm really disappointed Mike, I guess it would do in a pinch...but

*Quiet sobbing in the custard* I thought I was being paranoid at first when he insisted on buying canned custard, I thought it was silly of me to feel upset when he spooned it back into the can to save for Sunday (his friends are visiting for a nice Easter Roast and he wanted to serve up some spotted dick and custard for afters). I certainly didn't know what to think when he insisted on personally making sure that I got ever little dribble of custard off my now ever so delicate skin (work wouldn't have understood). Scribs tells me that rubbing strawberries and bananas on my skin was the best way to get the custard off. He was ever so attentive (even if he did have to adjust that little web camera several times).

Scibbs talents are endless

Clara, you crease me up with your witty and amusing comments. You make this Thread the most "Un-Boring" thread on the site, and keep everyons spirits up; well done......By the way, Mmmmm That Custard tasted nice. Did I get it from all those little places?

[StillFingers]

Canned air is a wonderful thing, cleaned my keyboard quite nicely...no more sticky keys unless their required!

<shift><shift><shift><shift><shift><enter> awwwwww their sticky again!

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It's raining, again.