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#451 Scribbler

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 07:44 AM

Nomis is a Snail Killer!!... :ranting: Poor Brian past away in his sleep last night after eating the Blue Pills Nomis left on the ground... :(

Forencic tests, carried out by CSI and NCIS revealled the Blue Pills were Nomis's supply of Viagra, which caused Brian's shell to become too hard for his body... He died with a smile on his face.... :)

Edited by Scribbler, 30 September 2008 - 07:45 AM.

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 09:49 PM

:P
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 11:18 PM

Did Brian have a sister?

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 04:12 AM

Nomis gets a gourmet dinner tonight :P

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 06:42 AM

7 = 0

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 07:35 PM

Is this thread going backwards??

My DSL service is going off for a week. It was placed under my Ex'es name, and since I can't get ahold of her (Somewhere in the Swiss Alps, she says nursing a bout of Pnemonia--- Aka, Rehab again, I say), they're goimg to HAVE to shut my service down for a WHOLE WEEK......CRAP!!!!

Anyway, it's the only way to change her name on the account and reissue it in my name . . . which doesn't sound like too big of an endeavor . . .yah, right! Leave it to AT&T to make the BIGGEST deal out of just a bill NAME CHANGE!!!

See you in a week, if I don't DIE from bordome FIRST.hehe
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:57 PM

Oh Bouncer, I'll miss you.

What a dumb way to change an account name!!! That really does not make sense to shut down your service for an entire week! I'm so glad I don't have AT & T.

Hope you're back with us soon :clap:

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:42 PM

Sue them, gbouncer, for loss of imagined income.
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 10:03 PM

Ho-hum :clap:

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 08:12 PM

Nomis, I'm not quite sure what we're suppose to be watching now. Will you please clarify what's going on without getting too exciting, please and thank you.

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 10:00 PM

Yeah, I also can't remember what that was. I'm sure it was very interesting and maybe exciting at the time. So, here, I've been able to capture a picture of what is going on inside my head.

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 10:03 PM

View PostHapahowlee, on Oct 2 2008, 08:12 PM, said:

Nomis, I'm not quite sure what we're suppose to be watching now. Will you please clarify what's going on without getting too exciting, please and thank you.
Looks like grass groing to me maybe? thats my best guess

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 05:29 AM

I think it's Brian's funeral...

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 10:31 AM

View Postnomis, on Oct 2 2008, 11:00 PM, said:

Yeah, I also can't remember what that was. I'm sure it was very interesting and maybe exciting at the time. So, here, I've been able to capture a picture of what is going on inside my head.

WOW Nomis! Is there really that much going on in that head of yours??? I thik you'd better lie down and rest... :)

What's the PH level of the patch of soil?

View PostManda, on Oct 3 2008, 06:29 AM, said:

I think it's Brian's funeral...

Manda! Nomis cremated Brian with some Garlic and herbs, then ate him....... B)

I think we should all have a 1 minutes silence for Brian...... :(
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 06:45 PM

Omg,The brutality!! :)

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 07:09 PM

Nomis you're not french, stop eating and piking at snails! Poor Lil Brian, never saw it coming.
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 01:24 AM

Brian, or what was Brian, is still exposing itself in my garden. But Brian's sister has disappeared. She was sunfried last time I saw her and no, I didn't scoff her. But maybe someone or something did. So I'm hiding under my bed holding a very sharp pair of scissors in case they're coming for me. Shish. What was that noise....
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 01:40 AM

I think it's Brian's Mommy, She's looking for you Nomis!
She looks :mfromg:

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 03:05 AM

I got a nasty little patch of poison ivy in the fold of my arm. It's driving me nuts! Waaaaaaaaaa! :w00t:
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 06:27 AM

Thanks Stella, I will have that bloody song Poison Ivy going through my head all day now!
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 07:53 AM

Damn... It must be contagous, its going through my head now.... :w00t:

Its no good hiding Nomis, they're out to get you... Cue Dramatic Psycho music... :clap: :nopity: :nopity:
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 08:48 PM

View PostStellaLAtella, on Oct 3 2008, 08:05 PM, said:

I got a nasty little patch of poison ivy in the fold of my arm. It's driving me nuts! Waaaaaaaaaa! :doh:


Oh Stella that's awful. I hope it goes away soon. Many moons ago, I actually got poison something from my 2 brothers-in-law. I know, everyone tells me you can't catch it from someone else, but I did. The guys were cutting some weeds at the end of the yard and had the sap on them. Afterwards, they came in and had some beers . . . okay we all did and I danced with them. They both had the sap on their clothes and it got on my forearms and on my thighs. I took 3 packs of prednisone within one month with no signs of healing. I finally took a blowdryer to these patches until it burned and that's what really made it go away.

Oh sorry, this is supposed to be boring. Well, I can find a picture of what one of my huge, oozing blisters looked like and post that.

:icecream: Poison Ivy :clap: doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 09:07 PM

If one were to look closely at the upper right hand corner of this post they would see this is the 473rd responce to this thread.
Does anyone here have any idea what that signifies?
Consider the implications folks.
when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight, call the Marines.

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How 'bout if I spell it out for ya. D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 10:54 PM

Are you insane? How can I take time out to consider implications when I'm fleeing from an imaginary killer snail invasion. Get real.
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 03:19 AM

Oh no! Nomis do you need reinforcements or are you fully prepared? :swordfight: I think you might need more than just a knife. Those suckers move slow, but you may be dealing with thousands. Well, if we don't hear back from you we know what happened. It's been a pleasure knowing you. :bye:

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 06:57 AM

Don't recall the words to that song you're referring to Mr. Pikey...........can you sing a few bars please?

I can only think of the 80's "hair band" POISON.

Oh and by the way......I bought 2 tubes of anti itch creme.........IT"S NOT WORKING!!

And for those of you keeping count.........this is the 476th post. Will there be any implications from this?
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 07:36 AM

Happa, a big sponge might help....and a set of skis.
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 09:08 AM

Brians family Unite!!! Lets Get Nomis! :swordfight: Lets get Nomis! :boxing: Lets gets Nomis! :bye: He Killed Our Brian!!... :(

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 11:03 PM

Oh the horror. It's Marlon Brando as Col. Kurtz in "Apocalyps Now" all over again.

OK, bring out the secret weapon....

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Posted 06 October 2008 - 12:45 AM

They look delicious, Nomis,,,,,I don't think you need to flatten them,,,,,,,,A preheated saute pan with butter and a ton of garlic will do .

You may need to let them see you,,,,, to get them to come into the house,tho. I hope you're up to that.
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