[Scribbler]

catmint, on Feb 15 2009, 09:13 AM, said:

When I was at school it was a bit of a thing amongst some boys to set light to their farts....I never saw it myself but apparantly it was pretty amazing..so much so that one boy set light to his parents sofa..!!

Anyway..picking up on edlee's thought of using farts for energy I am sure we could put this power to good use. It would certainly make BBQs a lot more interesting.

Did he turn into an 'Arse-onist; catmint?... Some school you went to Catmint; attached to a prison I assume...

I think you were more involved than you admit catmint; so fess up?...

Farts are Methane gas so can be used for energy. In the remote parts of china they use methane from animal dung to burn on their simple gas rings. I wonder how they detect a gas leak?

This post has been edited by Scribbler: 15 February 2009 - 11:46 AM

[Scribbler]

For anyone who's really bored, but try not to spend all day on this...


http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf

[greybeard]

Scribbler, on Feb 15 2009, 03:42 PM, said:

For anyone who's really bored, but try not to spend all day on this...


http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf

So - 1. What's everyone's highest score?

and
2. How many minutes did you manage to keep playing before wanting to smash the screen?

My answers - 1. 500. & 2. 3.5 minutes (but being a bit of a masochist I'll probably go back to it.)

This post has been edited by greybeard: 15 February 2009 - 05:41 PM

[Scribbler]

@ greybeard

I think its qbounce farting keeps blowing him off course....

This post has been edited by Scribbler: 15 February 2009 - 06:33 PM

[Travelling Blackbird]

greybeard, on Feb 15 2009, 06:39 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Feb 15 2009, 03:42 PM, said:

For anyone who's really bored, but try not to spend all day on this...


http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf

So - 1. What's everyone's highest score?

and
2. How many minutes did you manage to keep playing before wanting to smash the screen?

My answers - 1. 500. & 2. 3.5 minutes (but being a bit of a masochist I'll probably go back to it.)

1. 100 points... so just one jump.
2. 35 seconds (5 jumps).

Computer games rarely hold my attention for long.

[Emily74]

Ever get so tired, that you're too tired to do all the work of getting ready for bed, so instead you just stay up longer and longer, getting more and more tired?

[nomis]

OK. So while you're bored you're looking at your computer screen noticing how dirty it is and then you realise the dirt doesn't rub off cos it's on the inside.
How are you going to clean that?
I've found the answer for you. Go to this site for a FREE SCREEN CLEAN.

This post has been edited by nomis: 16 February 2009 - 08:24 AM

[Trinity]

Scribbler, on Feb 15 2009, 03:42 PM, said:

For anyone who's really bored, but try not to spend all day on this...


http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf

I managed 500 points, and about 10 games. Addictive and annoying!

Another addictive game i found was this, i can play it for hours when i'm bored, my main problem is i am very competitive!

Eyeball

[greybeard]

trinity, on Feb 16 2009, 11:40 AM, said:

Another addictive game i found was this, i can play it for hours when i'm bored, my main problem is i am very competitive!

Eyeball

That Eyeball's a killer for me as I only focus properly with one eye and can't ignore the superimposed (wonky) image from the other one. Good game though - it somehow seems less of a time-waster than most - if you're really bored, that is! Thanks for the link, Trin.

[Scribbler]

trinity, on Feb 16 2009, 11:40 AM, said:

Scribbler, on Feb 15 2009, 03:42 PM, said:

For anyone who's really bored, but try not to spend all day on this...


http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf

I managed 500 points, and about 10 games. Addictive and annoying!

Another addictive game i found was this, i can play it for hours when i'm bored, my main problem is i am very competitive!

Eyeball

Trin.

Is a Parallelogram like a Stripper-Gram..? Except its a Para Stripping?

That wouldn't be you by any chance would it Trin?..

If it is; can I book you for Saturday evening at Newark Rugby Club?

[greybeard]

I wanted to bore you with my new UGG boots, but I pressed the wrong button.

[qbounce]

No, greybeard . . . you got the right button all right.

Scribs,
Tried your little Daffy Duck game, and your right. Somethings driving the damb bird off course cuz the best I could do is 200 points in 10 minutes time. Felt like I went at least 20 times before I gave up. I think my computer keys have some kind of lag time . . . . . at least that's MY story, and I'm stickin' to it!

[catmint]

I just realised that when the little figure next to your name is coloured red it means your online . When it's not ..your not.

Sometimes I even amaze myself.

[sanman]

Scribbler, on Feb 15 2009, 03:42 PM, said:

and
2. How many minutes did you manage to keep playing before wanting to smash the screen?

...and when you're ready to smash the screen you can try this stress reliever
It can also help Nomis with his dirty screen problem.

This post has been edited by sanman: 19 February 2009 - 12:18 PM

[greybeard]

The dog just farted again.

[Scribbler]

It must be a big dog; the stinks travelled over here.......

[greybeard]

Actually it could have been the missus. I detected cabbage.

[StillFingers]

Is the world still round, is the sun still shining, will I ever get out of this bed...oh, I hope so I just farted.

[ems]

In an IRC chat.. somewhere else ;)


<arkan> You know, you really ought to have a bra with 403: forbidden on it.
<Labyrinth> And you really ought to have a pair of boxers with 404: not found.

[Scribbler]

StillFingers, on Feb 21 2009, 04:53 PM, said:

Is the world still round, is the sun still shining, will I ever get out of this bed...oh, I hope so I just farted.

Just don't put your head under the covers Stillfingers......

I'm sure you'll be out of that bed soon; at least you can keep in touch with all of us.. Mmmm! I'm not sure if that's good or bad???

[StillFingers]

Scribbler, on Feb 22 2009, 01:35 AM, said:

StillFingers, on Feb 21 2009, 04:53 PM, said:

Is the world still round, is the sun still shining, will I ever get out of this bed...oh, I hope so I just farted.

Just don't put your head under the covers Stillfingers......

I'm sure you'll be out of that bed soon; at least you can keep in touch with all of us.. Mmmm! I'm not sure if that's good or bad???

Under the covers...evil laugh

[dancin' johnny]

I'm going down to the shops, anyone want anything?

[edlee]

a box of mints, please,,,, I just had raw onion on my sandwich,,, uuuummmm,,, love raw onion,,
ed

[StillFingers]

dancin' johnny, on Feb 22 2009, 10:05 AM, said:

I'm going down to the shops, anyone want anything?

DJ,

1 bag of humbugs
1 box of PG Tips - decaf pyramid bags
1 bottle of squash or orange/pineapple
1 cadbury egg

and

1 Porsche GT3, just thought I might give nurburgring a shot, but no carpet runners plez

only if its not to much trouble...

Jerry

[dancin' johnny]

whoops, I overguessed how much I could get in my rucksack and had to push back {uphill} with a 12 pack of walkers crisps between my teeth!

I'll let you know when I'm going again.

[Trinity]

Damn, I missed the shop run
Could murder a Bounty (dark) and a Ribena

[Travelling Blackbird]

Bounty Dark... mmmmm *drools*

I haven't had one of those in years!

[Scribbler]

For anyone with time on the hands just click on the link.

This is educational. I'm quite good at Geography so I did ok; only got 3 wrong; the new states ending in Stan... Let me know how well you do?


http://www.rethinkin...es/mapgame.html

[nomis]

So...I had time on my hands, weighing them down. Now I have light hands and a heavy head. I'm not as wordly as you Scrib. Those last 6 stans plus getting W.Sahara and Mauritania mixed. Thanks for the education. Not sure how I can use it.

[Scribbler]

Yes Nomis, all these Stan's are confusing... Maybe I was lucky, as I put all the ones I knew first then worked from there.

Does anyone know what 'stan' means? As in Pakistan etc? I assumed it meant 'land'...