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[E-DOG]

I just poured my heart and soul into singing "NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN" and the karaoke machine gave me a grade of 53 out of 100.
Said I needed to put more effort into my singing. I thought I put everything I had into it. Come on people, help me out here.
California Clean Air Act not withstanding (I was inside) I'm at my wits end. What shall I do? I've switched from beer to tequila. Should I try gin? If I drink too much more I'll pass out, and I know that isn't the answer. Is it?
E-dog drunk and dispondent but ready to give it another try, fer god an' country.

[Ches]

Haha what a dork..

What are you playing? Rockband? or just old school karoake?

[CR_L1]

E-DOG, on Sep 4 2008, 04:47 AM, said:

I just poured my heart and soul into singing "NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN" and the karaoke machine gave me a grade of 53 out of 100.
Said I needed to put more effort into my singing. I thought I put everything I had into it. Come on people, help me out here.
California Clean Air Act not withstanding (I was inside) I'm at my wits end. What shall I do? I've switched from beer to tequila. Should I try gin? If I drink too much more I'll pass out, and I know that isn't the answer. Is it?
E-dog drunk and dispondent but ready to give it another try, fer god an' country.

Just drink some more E-dog & you should then start seeing a grade of "5353"...

[nomis]

After all those drinks you probably can't say the truth anymore but fear not cos just what you want to be you will be in the end...cos we love you. Aah, that's so sweet. Keep raving till that machine submits.

[Kwag_Myers]

Stick to the blues, brother.

[Illinois Boy]

Try The Cover of the Rolling Stone by Dr. Hook.......
That ought to raise your score, and get the Philapeano's singing with you........

Jim

[qbounce]

It's NOT you E-
Those Magic Mic's are RIGGED by the Chinese manufacturer. So, if you ARE singing with Philipino's, they're gonna win no matter HOW Kelly Clarkson you sound!!

[E-DOG]

Ches, I may be headed towards dorkdom but I'm not there yet. And how do you know so much about karaoke machines?

CR_L1, yer right 5353, highest anyone has ever scored! hic!

Cute, nomis. Very cute.

Mr. Myers, Everyday I sing the blues.

Ill-boy, No one can post a response like you can. With all the colors and fonts no one notices the spelling. Clever boy.

Cube, I've written to the better biz bureau and a congressional investigation is underway. All karaoke machines built in the past 3 decades will be recalled.
In the meantime, how bout I sing a little ditty for all the folks who've given me so much support during this hour of need.
1 2 3 Red Roses for a Blue Lady..............one o' my favorites, come on everybody, let's sing this one together now! Nice 'n loud now RED ROSES FOR....

[StellaLAtella]

That's funny E-pup! I've been singing (both sides of too, no less) the old Sonny & Cher song to my dogs........"I Got You Babe"

No matter how horrible I sound, or how much I actually sound like Sonny or Cher......they don't seem to mind. You should get a more appreciative audience. Besides, who's going to trust the opinion of a box made in China?

Sing it Loud! Sing it Proud!
And have one more drink for the cause!
~Stella

P. S. I'll toast my cocktail in your honor!

[Ches]

Edog.. dont try to point the finger, I dont sit around and rock out with the mic. Im only familiar because my friends always make an ass of themselves singing along with those games when they are drunk, and my godson plays alot.. His score is probably higher than yours!

[longhaul]

E-Dog you get a 5150 from me ( Google 5150 ) can't drive can't sing damn boy you one sad piece of work.

[E-DOG]

longhaul, on Sep 4 2008, 11:05 PM, said:

E-Dog you get a 5150 from me ( Google 5150 ) can't drive can't sing damn boy you one sad piece of work.

Maybe I should quit tryin' to sing and drive at the same time, what with all the tequila and beer an' all.
and i don't need to google 5150. why hell boy, I was arrested for it once.
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