I was really looking forwards to going down the escalator as well!
Marks & Spencer Are No Fun Anymore! Escalators
#1
Posted 19 September 2008 - 03:19 PM
I was really looking forwards to going down the escalator as well!
#2
Posted 19 September 2008 - 06:59 PM
#3
Posted 19 September 2008 - 07:46 PM
graphic, on Sep 19 2008, 07:59 PM, said:
edited to say that is this is the softcore version not to offend those with a sensitive nature.
It doesn't mean you can't ride the escalator, just that you can't sue them if you set your neck
#4
Posted 19 September 2008 - 09:21 PM
#5
Posted 19 September 2008 - 10:17 PM
Plastic bags saying, "do not put head in bag" --why, most fun I have is when I drink alot, take a couple pain pills, then asphixiate myself till I vomit. Try it sometime . . . what a rush!!
Go to McDonalds, "Coffee is HOT"--Yah, our justice system helped this one along, and stemmed an epidemic of bogus lawsuits to date.
Sheesh,
with all these WARNINGS, how the HELL did I get here??
#6
Posted 20 September 2008 - 01:13 AM
I miss the rings and the magnifying glasses. What the hell happened?
I think I'll pop in my George Carlin "You are all diseased" DVD. It'll remind me of all the fun, dirty, dangerous stuff we used to eat and do and we survived.
#7
Posted 20 September 2008 - 09:44 PM
Elbert Hubbard
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#8
Posted 20 September 2008 - 09:57 PM
Plus the warning on 'may contain nuts' on packets of peanuts. Well if they didn't I'll be asking for a refund!
Memento Mori
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Posted 21 September 2008 - 01:04 AM
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Posted 22 September 2008 - 03:11 AM
#12
Posted 22 September 2008 - 02:07 PM
Apparelyzed, on Sep 19 2008, 04:19 PM, said:
I was really looking forwards to going down the escalator as well!
Hell, I'll not be taking either of my black Labradors to M&S that's for sure, wouldn't like to try and carry one of them on the escalators!

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