53 replies to this topic

[Manda]

A Dear friend of mine,who tries to cheer me up when I'm down tells some of the things that keep him going,he is a para t-something,His thoughts are basicly,when we get to Heaven,We are going to have it made,we'll have the easiest jobs up there,Because of what we endured down here.... And those that were good but had it easy will have all the harder jobs,Nice thought,I'd like my job to have something to do w/the flowers up there,I miss gardening.What would you like your job to be ?

[nomis]

Disciplining all those who failed to appreciate what life had to offer them when they had it.

[Ches]

Id wanna work in the heavens animal section-zoo, shelter, wherever they get to stay. {There better be animals there, or Im gonna be upset!}

[Illinois Boy]

I'll be in HELL kicking Satan's ASS and listening to AC/DC........

Jim

[evilmac64]

Job are you kidding me who works in heaven

[jass1]

bikinis inspector

[yokki]

Stripper

[Scribbler]

What's preventing you from Gardening here on Earth Manda; unless you live in a high rise flat... I'm C4/5 and I still take the weeds out of my garden...

Heaven is here on Earth, if you want it to be.

Attached Thumbnails

• 

[topperf]

I'll be doing the "handing out invites to a AC/DC concert hosted by Jim somewhere fun" job.

[Scribbler]

topperf, on Sep 28 2008, 01:57 PM, said:

I'll be doing the "handing out invites to a AC/DC concert hosted by Jim somewhere fun" job.

Will they be Free????

[Manda]

Scribbler, on Sep 28 2008, 12:35 PM, said:

What's preventing you from Gardening here on Earth Manda; unless you live in a high rise flat... I'm C4/5 and I still take the weeds out of my garden...

Heaven is here on Earth, if you want it to be.

You really are an amazing man,You inspire me to do the best I can....Thank you....

evilmac64, on Sep 28 2008, 03:24 AM, said:

Job are you kidding me who works in heaven

Maybe I should'nt say job,just something we liked doing or something we always wanted to do in the past,not necc.because our injury prevented us, Just something we can be in charge of....

[topperf]

Scribbler, on Sep 28 2008, 03:17 PM, said:

topperf, on Sep 28 2008, 01:57 PM, said:

I'll be doing the "handing out invites to a AC/DC concert hosted by Jim somewhere fun" job.

Will they be Free????

For everyone up there named Scribbler there will be a small fee...

noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

[Apparelyzed]

Quote

What would you like your job to be ?

I'm gonna be a good host to all the worms!

Always enjoyed hosting a good party, just a different species!

Simon

(p.s. sorry, I don't buy into heaven or hell, Karma is a nice idea though!)

[edlee]

I'm thinking that after we die we will all have the same job,,,,,,,compost.
ed

[qbounce]

nomis, on Sep 27 2008, 03:28 PM, said:

Disciplining all those who failed to appreciate what life had to offer them when they had it.

Sounds like HELL, Nomis!!

Guess I'll be tap dancing ON the Pearly Gates . . . . If I fall, I've still got wings, right?

[Scribbler]

topperf, on Sep 28 2008, 05:32 PM, said:

Scribbler, on Sep 28 2008, 03:17 PM, said:

topperf, on Sep 28 2008, 01:57 PM, said:

I'll be doing the "handing out invites to a AC/DC concert hosted by Jim somewhere fun" job.

Will they be Free????

For everyone up there named Scribbler there will be a small fee...

noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Will a tin of Spam do????

[Darkghost]

Knowin my luck the elevator will be either broken or being used by people with huge shopping trolleys ,and I'll have to use the ramp !

[topperf]

Yes, 1 can of spam would make just nice.

[Scribbler]

Darkghost, on Sep 28 2008, 07:02 PM, said:

Knowin my luck the elevator will be either broken or being used by people with huge shopping trolleys ,and I'll have to use the ramp !

Plus someone will be parked in the disabled parking bay.... The guys with the wings!!!

[longhaul]

JOBS? we have to work there to? I just want to lay around on a tropical beech drinking beer smoking pot having plenty of wild sex and then go water skiing and dancing climb a mountain then a little more sex and then some good drugs, wait a minute maybe I'm thinking of the wrong place.

[Manda]

longhaul, on Sep 28 2008, 06:23 PM, said:

JOBS? we have to work there to? I just want to lay around on a tropical beech drinking beer smoking pot having plenty of wild sex and then go water skiing and dancing climb a mountain then a little more sex and then some good drugs, wait a minute maybe I'm thinking of the wrong place.

There ya go,Recreational Supervisor

[Kev-O]

I'll be in hell watching Hitler getting a pineapple shoved up his ass every hour on the hour.

[Hapahowlee]

I'd like to be bartender and sell drinks to the people buying tickets from Topper for Jim's AC/DC event.

[Illinois Boy]

Hapahowlee, on Sep 28 2008, 02:40 PM, said:

I'd like to be bartender and sell drinks to the people buying tickets from Topper for Jim's AC/DC event.

Naked Bartenders in HELL...... I'll be be drinking non stop.......

Jim

Edited by Illinois Boy, 28 September 2008 - 10:28 PM.

[nomis]

I'm not gonna trust that AC/DC concert. Being held in Hell I reckon when you turn up they'll switch it to Donny Osmond. And the new AC/DC cd will be scratched.

[Hapahowlee]

Illinois Boy, on Sep 28 2008, 03:27 PM, said:

Hapahowlee, on Sep 28 2008, 02:40 PM, said:

I'd like to be bartender and sell drinks to the people buying tickets from Topper for Jim's AC/DC event.

Naked Bartenders in HELL...... I'll be be drinking non stop.......

Jim

Where did I write naked? Well, not a bad idea though!


Nomis . . . Donny Osmond? Now that would be HELL!

[Kwag_Myers]

I want to play in the band that plays non-stop, 24/7. Hopefully, I'll get to sit next to Phil Keaggy, or David (I hear he's pretty good with the harp).

Edited by Kwag_Myers, 29 September 2008 - 10:36 AM.

[Scribbler]

nomis, on Sep 29 2008, 02:05 AM, said:

I'm not gonna trust that AC/DC concert. Being held in Hell I reckon when you turn up they'll switch it to Donny Osmond. And the new AC/DC cd will be scratched.

Donny Osmond!...... Oh No!!!........ I'm just not going to die..

[fatdave]

job?....eh....i'd work security at that AC/DC concert!

[carole338]

Osmond? just as bad as Barry Manilow.