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[nomis]

...and then there's the Barry Manilow impersonator.

[longhaul]

nomis, on Sep 30 2008, 04:15 PM, said:

...and then there's the Barry Manilow impersonator.

You've been to Las Vegas haven't you.

[StillFingers]

Heaven...Hmmm aren't we there already, or am I just confused. Don't really know/care if there's a heaven or jobs, I live now, don't know if there's going to be a tomorrow, just hope so!

Butt, if there were such a place and a job for me, I'd be in the deep blue sea...if there is one...taking pics of my fellow surfers riding skyscraper sized waves...trying not to get crushed by the break, as I did so many moons ago.

Don't mean to be an arsehole if you can't tell I'm not a christian.

[Hapahowlee]

Stillfingers, no way are you being an arse. Shoot have you read the previous page where us bunch of heathens have posted our plans?

[evilmac64]

Small bar on a beach good drink good smoke good friends you know perfection thats all

[Slowlegs]

Giving out winning lottery prizes. Because all my customers would be happy and grateful.

[HiltonP]

I'm not going to heaven.
I won't know anyone there!

[Illinois Boy]

HiltonP, on Oct 13 2008, 01:43 AM, said:

I'm not going to heaven.
I won't know anyone there!

You can join our party............. A little further south...............

Jim

[Kev-O]

man yall i hope hell is handicap accessible lol

[Trinity]

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'm gonna take over

[StillFingers]

trinity, on Oct 13 2008, 11:24 AM, said:

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'm gonna take over

Nice Trinity...my kinda girl!

[Hapahowlee]

trinity, on Oct 13 2008, 11:24 AM, said:

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'm gonna take over

Oh Trin, just go for it. Isn't the leader always a guy anyway. You'll take over very nicely I'm sure. You'll know most of us anyway We need some wine glasses clinking!

You must be sure to get rid of the Barry Manilow impersonator.

[carole338]

Hmmmm… Job in heaven? I’m still not sure what I want to do when I grow up here on Earth.

[Dave Bishopstone]

Kev-O, on Sep 28 2008, 08:29 PM, said:

I'll be in hell watching Hitler getting a pineapple shoved up his ass every hour on the hour.

Hi Kev,

Thanks for the laugh mate - just out of curiosity - what end goes in first?

[Tash]

This is topic very dear to my heart. I would appreciate a little more respect for the Lord!

I believe that there will be things to do in heaven for your personal enjoyment like working in a gardens, going to concerts, visiting, hanging with the little children, laughing with the elderly etc. However I believe because doing all of my readings and understanding of the Bible when we get to heaven we get to rest. There will be no more pain and no more suffering.

When we get to heaven peace will overcome your life. You will hear other Angels rejoice and glorify the Lord and Jesus Christ. Life as you know will be no more. You probably wont even remember this life. The Lord will wipe your slate clean. You will be born again. You will have everything that the Lord has.

If I had a job in witch I know I want I wanna be hanging out with God and Jesus and my mother and all the other people in my life that has made it there before me. I wanna have a BIG pajama jammie jam that never ends. I wanna experience the humor of the Lord and I wanna witness to everyone about the goodness of the Lord.

Oh I will be acting like a fool too. I will be acting like a fool for the Lord. . My days are going to filled with joy and laughter.

I can go on and on about the experience I can only imagine being blessed with when I make it into the gates of heaven!

[Illinois Boy]

Tash, on Oct 14 2008, 11:09 AM, said:

This is topic very dear to my heart. I would appreciate a little more respect for the Lord!

I believe that there will be things to do in heaven for your personal enjoyment like working in a gardens, going to concerts, visiting, hanging with the little children, laughing with the elderly etc. However I believe because doing all of my readings and understanding of the Bible when we get to heaven we get to rest. There will be no more pain and no more suffering.

When we get to heaven peace will overcome your life. You will hear other Angels rejoice and glorify the Lord and Jesus Christ. Life as you know will be no more. You probably wont even remember this life. The Lord will wipe your slate clean. You will be born again. You will have everything that the Lord has.

If I had a job in witch I know I want I wanna be hanging out with God and Jesus and my mother and all the other people in my life that has made it there before me. I wanna have a BIG pajama jammie jam that never ends. I wanna experience the humor of the Lord and I wanna witness to everyone about the goodness of the Lord.

Oh I will be acting like a fool too. I will be acting like a fool for the Lord. . My days are going to filled with joy and laughter.

I can go on and on about the experience I can only imagine being blessed with when I make it into the gates of heaven!

Tash, I respect your opinion,

but if GOD exists, he's probably hanging out with Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Jesus is playing bass for Jimi Hendrix........

Jim, On the Highway to Hell.......

[Tash]

WHATEVER - THAT IS YOUR OPINION AND BELIEF!

Illinois Boy, on Oct 14 2008, 04:56 PM, said:

Tash, on Oct 14 2008, 11:09 AM, said:

This is topic very dear to my heart. I would appreciate a little more respect for the Lord!

I believe that there will be things to do in heaven for your personal enjoyment like working in a gardens, going to concerts, visiting, hanging with the little children, laughing with the elderly etc. However I believe because doing all of my readings and understanding of the Bible when we get to heaven we get to rest. There will be no more pain and no more suffering.

When we get to heaven peace will overcome your life. You will hear other Angels rejoice and glorify the Lord and Jesus Christ. Life as you know will be no more. You probably wont even remember this life. The Lord will wipe your slate clean. You will be born again. You will have everything that the Lord has.

If I had a job in witch I know I want I wanna be hanging out with God and Jesus and my mother and all the other people in my life that has made it there before me. I wanna have a BIG pajama jammie jam that never ends. I wanna experience the humor of the Lord and I wanna witness to everyone about the goodness of the Lord.

Oh I will be acting like a fool too. I will be acting like a fool for the Lord. . My days are going to filled with joy and laughter.

I can go on and on about the experience I can only imagine being blessed with when I make it into the gates of heaven!

Tash, I respect your opinion,

but if GOD exists, he's probably hanging out with Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Jesus is playing bass for Jimi Hendrix........

Jim, On the Highway to Hell.......

[Kwag_Myers]

Tash,

If you think this group is going to respect the Lord, you're in the wrong forum.

"The world...does hate me because I accuse it of sin and evil." - Jesus (John 7:7)

The only people who are going to take this thread seriously are the atheists. They never seem to pass up the opportunity to show their bitterness.

[Texaswheelz]

Hmm the other day(14th) was my 18 year anniversary of my wreck, my nice wife informed me that for my birthday, which isn't until Jan, that she has purchased me AC/DC tickets for the week of my b-day! so hell yea!

My job in heaven will be to measure every women that enters for her million dollar bra.

Edited by Texaswheelz, 19 October 2008 - 04:52 AM.

[Kev-O]

Dave Bishopstone, on Oct 14 2008, 09:27 AM, said:

Kev-O, on Sep 28 2008, 08:29 PM, said:

I'll be in hell watching Hitler getting a pineapple shoved up his ass every hour on the hour.

Hi Kev,

Thanks for the laugh mate - just out of curiosity - what end goes in first?

top first every time. an if E-Dog is nice he will give Hitler a reach around an wispier sweet nothings in his ear

[allis53ca]

:bouncer:

[edlee]

Kev,,,, If that pineapple bit is standard in hell,,,, you'll probably need a mirror to watch it happen,,, oh, and you will get feeling back in that part of your anatomy.

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The only people who are going to take this thread seriously are the atheists. They never seem to pass up the opportunity to show their bitterness

Ummmm, who is it that's gonna be bitter?????

ed

[Kev-O]

edlee, on Oct 19 2008, 05:20 PM, said:

Kev,,,, If that pineapple bit is standard in hell,,,, you'll probably need a mirror to watch it happen,,, oh, and you will get feeling back in that part of your anatomy.

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The only people who are going to take this thread seriously are the atheists. They never seem to pass up the opportunity to show their bitterness

Ummmm, who is it that's gonna be bitter?????

ed

im not the one getting a pineapple ramed up my ass hitler is the one

[Illinois Boy]

If you wanna get to heaven, you got to raise a little HELL.......

Ozark Mountain Daredevils.........

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